A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
hahaahahaha!
Well? Did yah chuckle? How many times? 1-5
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SmileyCat : )
2006-07-05 14:48:23 · 10 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you? Funny lol
2006-07-05 14:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by Charlotte 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-5, ill give it a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
2006-07-05 15:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by lollipopstar101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a good clean joke I can tell others...Thanks, it made my day I needed a good laugh. I give this joke a standing ovation!
2006-07-05 15:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even my dog thought that was funny! Good one.
2006-07-05 16:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! i totally give that a 10!!
2006-07-05 14:52:12 · answer #5 · answered by soccerqueen155 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Good surprise ending. I had not heard that before! CUTE!
2006-07-05 14:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by My Avatar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL that will give him something to think about!!!!!!! that gave me a good laugh. ha ha
2006-07-05 14:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny
2006-07-05 14:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY FUNNY
2006-07-05 15:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by Laura Lovehagle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny it made me giggle......................in my pants
2006-07-05 14:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by silverwingsstudios 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋