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In da summer, Ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go go to eat soma breakfast. I tella da waitress I wanna two piss toast. she branga me only onea piss. I tella her I wanna 2 piss. she say go to the toliet. i say you no understand. i wanna 2 piss on my plate. she say you better no piss on the plate you sonnamabit*h. I dont even knw the lady and she calla me a sonnamabit*h.So I go back to my room and theres no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager and tell him i wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toliet. I say you no understand i wanna sheet on the bed. He say you betternot sheet on the bed you sonnamabit*h. I dont even knw the man and he calla me a sonnamabit*h. I go to check out and the man at the desk say peace to you. what I gonna tell him know?

2006-07-05 14:47:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

pissa ona youa tooa, youa sonnomab*tch

p.s he also told the waitress he wanna fock (fork ) onna table, you sonnoma....

2006-07-05 14:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 4 1

Piss on you too you sonmabeach

2006-07-05 14:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by lemur_monk 2 · 0 0

piss on you too you sonnamabitch

2006-07-05 15:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah right on and far out

2006-07-05 15:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by Laura Lovehagle 3 · 0 0

cool

2006-07-05 16:48:16 · answer #5 · answered by fricatease 4 · 0 0

hahahaaaaaaaaa that was so funny

2006-07-05 15:06:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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