In da summer, Ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go go to eat soma breakfast. I tella da waitress I wanna two piss toast. she branga me only onea piss. I tella her I wanna 2 piss. she say go to the toliet. i say you no understand. i wanna 2 piss on my plate. she say you better no piss on the plate you sonnamabit*h. I dont even knw the lady and she calla me a sonnamabit*h.So I go back to my room and theres no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager and tell him i wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toliet. I say you no understand i wanna sheet on the bed. He say you betternot sheet on the bed you sonnamabit*h. I dont even knw the man and he calla me a sonnamabit*h. I go to check out and the man at the desk say peace to you. what I gonna tell him know?
2006-07-05
14:47:23
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