Here goes mine:-
Jim, 86 years old, walked into a crowded doctor's facility.
The receptionist "Yes sir, how can we help U?"
"There's something wrong with my pen*s," Jim says aloud.
The shocked receptionist at his reply said, "U shouldn't come into a crowd and talk that way."
"Why not?" said Jim, "U asked me and I replied U that’s it."
Receptionist replied, "But U've caused some embarrassment – this room is full of people. U should have said there is something wrong with Ur ear or something and then discuss the real problem with the doctor in private."
So Jim walked out, waited few minutes and came in again.
The receptionist smiled and said, "Yes sir, how can we help U?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," Jim replied.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing Jim had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with Ur ear, sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," Jim replied.
2006-07-03
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