Entertainment & Music - 2 July 2006

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing
home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex?" He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered,
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."I'll take the soup."



Welp.........how many chuckles did yah chuckle?

And what's you're favorite soup?

SmileyCat : )

2006-07-02 08:35:18 · 9 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

woke up in the morning with a hangover and a condom sticking out of your ***?

2006-07-02 08:33:27 · 14 answers · asked by banshee_370 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-02 08:32:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I like classic rock or really any type of rock'in'roll.

2006-07-02 08:32:32 · 23 answers · asked by Max K 3 in Music

i need to know where i can go to copyright lyrics in new york city.

2006-07-02 08:32:03 · 2 answers · asked by Boy 2 in Music

done a sexual favor to a complete stranger for no reason?

2006-07-02 08:31:49 · 21 answers · asked by banshee_370 3 in Other - Entertainment

they tried to get on my head tdy yo top and bottom lip

2006-07-02 08:31:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A pounding sensation in your ***....

2006-07-02 08:30:35 · 11 answers · asked by dad a 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-02 08:30:35 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-02 08:30:05 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would like to have some music for my son to play during summer break to keep his sax skills sharp. I think the cost of sheet music for simple songs are expensive.
I ordered 'Yakety Sax' for him and he said I overlooked that it was not for alto sax. So there goes $5 down the drain. Ugg!
Help is greatly appreciated.

2006-07-02 08:29:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-02 08:29:25 · 3 answers · asked by Shooter 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-02 08:29:25 · 9 answers · asked by echolily 3 in Music

powers on her birthday,and shes in love with some kid in her high school,and she has a best friends with black curly hair, the movies is from the 80s

2006-07-02 08:28:50 · 3 answers · asked by Yenny V 2 in Music

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were
playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed
in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."


Welp.........on the silly scale..how does that weigh out to you?
1-10. and what state are you having your drink from?
SmileyCat : )

2006-07-02 08:28:49 · 12 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I noticed that the bridge of my guitar is starting to lift away from the body. What type of glue would be best for gluing it back down.

2006-07-02 08:28:26 · 7 answers · asked by rotgut a 2 in Music

>Read this and do the thing at the bottom - its weird!
> > >
> > >This is very spooky......
> > >
> > >1) New York City has 11 letters
> > >
> > >2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
> > >
> > >3) Ramsin Used (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993 has 11 letters.
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> > >4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
> > >
> > >This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
> > >
> > >1) New York is the 11th state.
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> > >2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
> > >
> > >3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9+2 = 11
> > >
> > >4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5=11
> > >
> > >5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known.9+1+1=11
> > >
> > >6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.9+1+1 = 11.
> > >
> > >Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
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> > >1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2+5+4 = 11.
> > >
> > >2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2+5+4=11.
> > >
> > >3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3+1+1+2+4 = 11.
> > >
> > >4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
> > >
> > >Now this is where things get totally eerie:
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> > >The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars and Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:
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> > >"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The Wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."
> > >
> > >That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
> > >
> > >Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel
> > >
> > >Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
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> > >1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
> > >
> > >2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
> > >
> > >3. Change the font size to 72.
> > >
> > >4. Change the actual font to WINGDINGS 1
> > >
Ø> >What do you think now..?!









Q33 NY

2006-07-02 08:28:05 · 16 answers · asked by projetkarma 2 in Jokes & Riddles

jack johnson's song

2006-07-02 08:26:06 · 3 answers · asked by sunkssed 2 in Music

2006-07-02 08:25:53 · 24 answers · asked by Kaela W 2 in Movies

I'm just wondering if anyone else is madly obsessed with Harry Potter. Because, I feel like the only one who really loves him. I don't need you to like the movies or books 100%. I just need a rating from 1 to 10.

2006-07-02 08:25:15 · 25 answers · asked by Ivy Jones 1 in Movies

2006-07-02 08:23:47 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I picked Agent Smith instead of Neo becuase Smith beat Neo physically in the third movie.

2006-07-02 08:23:34 · 15 answers · asked by sbcadam 2 in Movies

2006-07-02 08:23:34 · 12 answers · asked by Bigeyedbeauty 2 in Other - Entertainment

I'm looking for an older movie...not really a new release...

2006-07-02 08:22:50 · 19 answers · asked by quicksnap23 2 in Movies

what would you do for 1 million dollars ($1,000,0000)

2006-07-02 08:22:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

A Girl’s first time

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

2006-07-02 08:21:55 · 20 answers · asked by projetkarma 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-02 08:21:31 · 60 answers · asked by donny d 1 in Polls & Surveys

Lets try this again. You guys are a little slow.. obviously when I post this with no exact question, i am saying first peron to post to this question gets my best answer vote.

duh.

2006-07-02 08:21:28 · 12 answers · asked by Jenni 2 in Other - Entertainment

who is more super and pimpin? better moves and looks. i like both bat man is sleek and dark, black is my favorite color and he is always with a different girl and has an awsome ride( batmobile). awsome wepons( cant fly.

superman with the laser eyes bulit proof body hear and see through walls and flying super strenght.( weak against kriptonight)

2006-07-02 08:20:49 · 41 answers · asked by Metalhead4Ever 2 in Movies

2006-07-02 08:20:47 · 23 answers · asked by clockworkod 2 in Movies