We have some strange words and phrases. Just take a look here:
"I don't give a rat's ***." Who'd want to recieve one?
Why are those tall structures we live and work in called "buildings"? Are they not complete yet--was the last nail never hammered in?
"She's so fat that when she jumps, she gets stuck in the air." How do you stuck in air? It's not like the air is some type of liquidy fluid.
"Your grandma is as old as dust". If some body was as old as dust they'd be dead already. You don't see George Washington hanging out at the White House with his hundred something-year-old body.
"He's as sly as a fox". That guy must be retarded than, cuz the last time I checked, humans were smarter than any animal in the world.
"Kiss my ***". You just know that this was started by a really, really desperate pervert with no money when he got angry at some cheap whore he came across, hoping he could get a little action for free.
2006-07-02
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