An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty
new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying
had a stay-over in another city, so upon their
arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the
best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and
stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the
crew for the day's route, he noticed the new
stewardess was missing. He knew which room she
was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened to her. She answered the phone,
sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her
room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind
asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three
doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom,
one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that
says "Do Not Disturb"!!
2006-07-02
21:48:01
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