We have some strange words and phrases. Just take a look here:
"I don't give a rat's ***." Who'd want to recieve one?
Why are those tall structures we live and work in called "buildings"? Are they not complete yet--was the last nail never hammered in?
"She's so fat that when she jumps, she gets stuck in the air." How do you stuck in air? It's not like the air is some type of liquidy fluid.
"Your grandma is as old as dust". If some body was as old as dust they'd be dead already. You don't see George Washington hanging out at the White House with his hundred something-year-old body.
"He's as sly as a fox". That guy must be retarded than, cuz the last time I checked, humans were smarter than any animal in the world.
"Kiss my ***". You just know that this was started by a really, really desperate pervert with no money when he got angry at some cheap whore he came across, hoping he could get a little action for free.
2006-07-02 22:46:31 · 21 answers · asked by Dudette 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
lol yea its funny
2006-07-02 22:51:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
actually technically the air is a fluid and george washington isn't a hundred and something years old, he's much older, sly as a fox is because foxes are very hard to catch or hunt not because they're intelligent, and kiss my as s is an insult because actually doing it would be a sign of submission and gross.
but why do they call it ''taking a crap instead of leaving a crap"? you're not actually taking it anywhere
2006-07-03 05:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by Hans B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably you are a nice person, but not very funny,may I be flipping a bird now into your general direction, George Carlin did get some good ones out and Steve Wright is pretty good at this absurdist speech thing.
2006-07-03 06:20:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're not funny... in simple English terms, they're called figures of speech. Simile, metaphor, hyperbole, personification, etc... they're words used to describe a person, place , event or thing, but not exactly adjectives.
2006-07-03 05:51:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kiss your fat grandma's dusty old rats ***...
Now THATS funny
2006-07-03 05:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by thrag 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're kinda funny. Not award-winning, but good "ice-breakers".
Actually, those sound like Jerry Seinfeld-type jokes.
2006-07-03 05:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by mckenster36 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know abt the rest, but as regards the last one, u know who uses swear words?
Someone completely helpless in revenge...
2006-07-03 05:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must hav been really bored to be thinking of such Qs, but i must say some are quite weird phrases
2006-07-03 05:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by Charley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a really 2 points question
2006-07-03 05:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by newtouch8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder about convenience stores.
Was there ever inconvenience stores?
2006-07-03 05:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by Scozbo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not.
Very, very not.
In fact, I think I'll eat my own brains now.
2006-07-03 05:50:36 · answer #11 · answered by rat_the_grumpy_old_man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋