Entertainment & Music - 2 July 2006

me and this boy went out. we loved each other. 1 month after, we broke up. so now were friendz wit benifits. ii still like him and he still likes me. he considers me as his bestest bestest bestest friend in the girlfriend department. suld ii make a move and ask him out or suld ii juss let us be friendz wit benifits. but if u choose benifits, wut if he gets a girlfriend and ii get a boyfriend. wut happens then. you tell me.

2006-07-02 08:47:04 · 6 answers · asked by BOO 1 in Other - Entertainment

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Even on the most exalted throne you are still sitting on nothing but your asz!

Lurid accusations in ex-judge's penis-pump trial

Associated Press Jun. 28, 2006 01:04 PM

BRISTOW, Okla. - Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience.

Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.

Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.

The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.

The jurors sometimes exchange awkward looks and break into nervous laughter when the testimony takes a lurid turn.

Thompson, 59, is charged with four counts of indecent exposure, each punishable by up to 10 years in prison. If convicted, he would also have to register as a sex offender, and his $7,489.91-a-month pension would be in jeopardy.

Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.

"I was really shocked and I was kind of scared because it was so bizarre," said Foster.

She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler's grandfather.

The grandfather "was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump," she said. "It was sickening."

The allegations came to light after a police officer who was in Thompson's court heard pumping sound3!and took photos of the device during a break in the proceedings.

Thompson took the stand in his own defense, saying the device was a gag gift from a longtime friend with whom he had joked about erectile dysfunction. He said he kept the pump under the bench or in his office but didn't use it.

"In 20-20 hindsight, I should have thrown it away," he said.

The R-rated testimony has produced occasional outbursts of laughter and surreal scenes. A man who once served as a juror in Thompson's court testified that he never saw the device, but figured out what it was based on movies he had seen.

The comment sent sidelong glances through the courtroom.

"It sounded like a penis pump to me," Daniel Greenwood testified. He said he had seen such devices in "Austin Powers" and "Dead Man on Campus."

Dr. S. Edward Dakil, a urologist called as an expert witness, repeatedly prompted laughter from the jury when discussion turned to the penis pump. Dakil defended use of the device after defense attorney Clark Brewster said it was an out-of-date treatment for erectile dysfunction.

"I still use those," Dakil testified.

Brewster paused.

"Not you, personally?" he asked.

"No," Dakil responded as jurors laughed. "I recommend those as a urologist."

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2006-07-02 08:46:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A damn funny joke sent in by Maani:

Three British educational institutions were commissioned by the government to discover why the human penis is the shaped the way it is.

Oxford University allocated a budget of #500,000 for research. After 2 years they concluded that the reason the head of the penis is wider than the shaft is that it fits better, when in situ, so to speak. This would prevent leakage of semen and increase the probability of successful fertilisation.

Cambridge University spent #750,000 on a research programme that lasted 3 years. The results showed that the penis widened near the tip because it maximised the number of nerve endings stimulated during sex. This would lead to increased sensitivity and a better chance of impregnation.

Finally, the Open University spent #2.50 on a copy of Playboy and 10 minutes in the staff toilet, only to discover that the penis widens at the tip in order to prevent your hand from slipping off the end.

2006-07-02 08:46:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i thought director bryan singer did an awsome job directing "superman returns? what do you think?

2006-07-02 08:46:35 · 9 answers · asked by JBR 1 in Movies

2006-07-02 08:45:45 · 15 answers · asked by FIONA C 4 in Music

Mine are

Straight Up
Cold Hearted Snake
Forever Your Girl
Promise of A New Day
Rush Rush

2006-07-02 08:45:37 · 18 answers · asked by like OMG 1 in Polls & Surveys

SNL do be having more celeb but I think mad tv is funnier.

2006-07-02 08:44:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-02 08:44:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-02 08:44:38 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-02 08:44:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

person with the most random comment gets 10 pts

2006-07-02 08:44:04 · 24 answers · asked by ttly bored 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man tells his boss he can't come into work today bcause he has a headache. His boss replies "Do you know what I do when I get a headache? I have sex with my wife. Why don't you try it?" The next day the man comes back to work and says "Thanks for the good advice! I feel much better.
His boss says "It's no problem, glad my advice helped."
Just as he's leaving the man says "By the way, you have a nice house."

2006-07-02 08:43:40 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Have you ever eaten so much of the same food at one time that the next time you eat it you feel disgusting? (reeses for me)

2006-07-02 08:43:31 · 15 answers · asked by banshee_370 3 in Other - Entertainment

also the boy from tv's parenthood
& how did dakota fanning get "discovered"?

2006-07-02 08:43:16 · 4 answers · asked by harmony 4 in Movies

been so blazzzed of your a$$ that when you get pulled over your laughing uncontrollably?

2006-07-02 08:42:00 · 7 answers · asked by banshee_370 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-02 08:41:44 · 11 answers · asked by Shooter 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-02 08:41:11 · 4 answers · asked by yash 1 in Movies

i work a lot so when the weekend comes i drink a big margarita but just one on friday saturday and sunday. then the week comes and i dont drink anymore until the next weekend. does that make me an alcoholic?? i dont drink more than one. Is just one and that's it!! it makes me feel so relax!

2006-07-02 08:41:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-02 08:41:04 · 7 answers · asked by keyandra c 1 in Celebrities

imm scared to ride on roller coasters. how do ii cover come this fear?

2006-07-02 08:40:53 · 18 answers · asked by BOO 1 in Other - Entertainment

killed anything....anything at all....deer, rabbit, toad, ant...goat...anything???

2006-07-02 08:40:46 · 12 answers · asked by banshee_370 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-02 08:40:27 · 7 answers · asked by Charlie 1 in Music

2006-07-02 08:40:04 · 3 answers · asked by KcEdmunds 2 in Movies

I lOVE rihanna!Is she honestly the best?

2006-07-02 08:39:30 · 15 answers · asked by Taylurr Babee. 2 in Celebrities

1. First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would

like to eat out. (remember this number it’s important)

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1749.

If you haven't, add 1748.


6. Subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

7. Last step: Now add 7 to your sum

SEE BELOW

You should now have a three-digit number:

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times

you want to go out each week).

The second two digits are your age!!!

2006-07-02 08:38:19 · 46 answers · asked by projetkarma 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I've been trying to find the actual songs from Queen Of The Damned. The singer on the movie is Jonathan Davis, and is not the singer on the soundtrack. I've been using Limewire to search for the right versions, but something's always wrong with them. Either the pitch is flat, or there's commentary in the background, etc. Where can I find the correct movie versions?

2006-07-02 08:38:19 · 2 answers · asked by ♫Megan☮ 2 in Music

reported someone on Yahoo Answers because they ask questions that your to pathetic to answer?

2006-07-02 08:37:52 · 12 answers · asked by banshee_370 3 in Other - Entertainment

family dosent count

2006-07-02 08:37:23 · 24 answers · asked by ttly bored 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-02 08:36:49 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

LOL, i'll probaley have some popcorn tonight.

2006-07-02 08:35:41 · 34 answers · asked by Anø1eus© 6 in Polls & Surveys