Entertainment & Music - 1 July 2006

2006-07-01 05:18:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It's right after the flood and Noa is about to let all the animals off the arc. Before he does, his wife comes over and says "This arc contains all the animals in the world! When we got off the arc, we'll have to make sure not to hunt them until they have some more children."
"Mmmm," Noa says "Your right. But it won't be fun going without meat until these animals reproduce. I'll have to tell them to have children faster."
So Noa opens the arc and says to all the animals "God has saved you from this great flood! All he asks you to do now is multiply and fill the corners of the earth! And be quick about! My family is getting hungry!"
All the animals rush off into the woods to start mulitiplying. But then Noa looks off the distance and finds a boy snake and a girl snake crying. "Why are you crying?" Noa asks the snakes "You should be out in the woods multiplying!"
"We're real sorry Moses," says the girl snake "but we can't multiply....











.............we're adders"

2006-07-01 05:18:24 · 41 answers · asked by bowlingcap 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I understand that a video, or movie, takes more space than a normal song. And Whats a good way to save the battery? Does the "HOLD" button cover it?One more thing, how long is the battery gonna last if I put the hold button while listening to almost all my songs, which is only like, 50-60?

2006-07-01 05:17:33 · 3 answers · asked by Naomi 3 in Music

this is the second time i've asked this, and i just want to find someone who was born on the same day as me, on august 8, 1993. if u werent born on that day[which most of you probably werent] then were you born on a holiday? if you were, which one? i know 2 people who were born on the 4th of july and my sister was born on easter, and my other sister was born on veteran's day. if you werent born on a holiday or 8/26/93, then when were you born?

2006-07-01 05:14:32 · 27 answers · asked by $ Richgirl $ 3 in Polls & Surveys

two canadian bank robbers were on the run but they had a clean getaway. so one of the robbers said hey lets hideout in Alaska for awhile. as soon as the got to Alaska the were rested. why?

2006-07-01 05:14:25 · 11 answers · asked by internet_mack 2 in Jokes & Riddles

thats just nasty or that just mcnasty with some cheese on top

2006-07-01 05:13:54 · 27 answers · asked by goldeneagle 3 in Polls & Surveys

He went to Paris
Looking for answers
To questions that bothered him so

He was impressive
Young and aggressive
Savin' the world on his own
But the warm summer breezes
The French wines and cheeses
Put him ambition at bay
His summers and winters
Scattered like splinters
And four to five yeas slipped away

Then he went to England
Played the piano
And married an actress named Kim
They had a fine life, she was a good wife
And bore him young son named Jim
And all of the answers, and all the questions
He locked in his attic one day
‘Cause he liked the quiet
Clean country livin' and
Twenty more years slipped away

Well, the war took his baby
Bombs killed his lady
And left him with only one eye
His body was battered
His whole world was shattered
And all he could do was just cry
While the tears were falling and he was recalling
Answers he'd never found
So he hopped on a freighter, skidded the ocean
And left England without a sound

2006-07-01 05:13:50 · 10 answers · asked by JenniT 6 in Music

2006-07-01 05:12:30 · 4 answers · asked by spindoctor 2 in Television

to me she looks kinda DUMB!

2006-07-01 05:11:29 · 46 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Celebrities

2006-07-01 05:11:06 · 45 answers · asked by What's up, doc? 5 in Horoscopes

and win.... have a good day :-)

2006-07-01 05:11:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if you do the same thing i do ill give you 10 points

2006-07-01 05:11:00 · 31 answers · asked by goldeneagle 3 in Polls & Surveys

tv show/movie of all time?

2006-07-01 05:10:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

....better yet, do any women masterbate to intertnet porn? I'm not being a sick perv, I'm just asking a question that a lot of people might be curious about.....

2006-07-01 05:08:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-01 05:08:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Remember the Richmeister(AKA Richard Laymer The Copy Machine Guy) as played by Rob Schneider on Saturday Night Live? Wouldnt it be funny if Naruto came into the office an The Richmeister played his little Name Game? Ok heres how you get the points. Write out a short script of the scene of the meeting of Naruto and the Richmeister the funnier it is the more chances you have of winning the 10 points. No attack me or the question and it has to be in script form. Thank you

2006-07-01 05:06:11 · 1 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Comics & Animation

Ok I wasn't clear on my other poll. This is a ladies only poll, unless you are a gay guy you can answer as well! Include the following:

1) How old are you? (optional)
2) Are you male/female
3) Your sexual preference (gay,straight,bi) (optional)
4) What man would you find sexier: a French man, Spanish man, Chinese man or Black man? And why?

2006-07-01 05:06:00 · 14 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

My favorite is Merlin and The 10th Kingdom. What's yours and why?

2006-07-01 05:05:55 · 18 answers · asked by brauner2387 1 in Movies

..... after you've cleaned up, should you still wear the soiled underwear until you get home???

2006-07-01 05:05:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-01 05:04:52 · 27 answers · asked by CedDigorry 1 in Celebrities

p.s. There are no cats in my area now.

2006-07-01 05:02:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[Chorus:]
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[Chorus]

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along

[Chorus]

2006-07-01 05:01:36 · 12 answers · asked by h3artxshap3db0x 2 in Music

2006-07-01 05:01:18 · 2 answers · asked by RJ 1 in Movies

Me, David Cassidy.

2006-07-01 05:01:12 · 29 answers · asked by kissshot85 3 in Celebrities

Yes or no and why?

2006-07-01 04:58:51 · 36 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

Any word on when they will be releasing this show on DVD in the UK?

2006-07-01 04:55:37 · 12 answers · asked by kissshot85 3 in Television

I know the answer.

2006-07-01 04:54:15 · 5 answers · asked by sasperilla23 2 in Movies

2006-07-01 04:53:59 · 37 answers · asked by nisha 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-01 04:53:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Gimme one of your favorite lines from a movie. The more cynical the better. And please, no one say "Make my day."

2006-07-01 04:52:13 · 15 answers · asked by buzzzard 3 in Movies