It's right after the flood and Noa is about to let all the animals off the arc. Before he does, his wife comes over and says "This arc contains all the animals in the world! When we got off the arc, we'll have to make sure not to hunt them until they have some more children."
"Mmmm," Noa says "Your right. But it won't be fun going without meat until these animals reproduce. I'll have to tell them to have children faster."
So Noa opens the arc and says to all the animals "God has saved you from this great flood! All he asks you to do now is multiply and fill the corners of the earth! And be quick about! My family is getting hungry!"
All the animals rush off into the woods to start mulitiplying. But then Noa looks off the distance and finds a boy snake and a girl snake crying. "Why are you crying?" Noa asks the snakes "You should be out in the woods multiplying!"
"We're real sorry Moses," says the girl snake "but we can't multiply....
.............we're adders"
2006-07-01 05:18:24 · 41 answers · asked by bowlingcap 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, that was supposed to be Noa at the end.
2006-07-01 07:19:25 · update #1
I hoe pthe priest doesn't give up his day job
2006-07-09 02:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 thumbs up!
2006-07-15 02:43:16 · answer #2 · answered by Olivia Maer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur precher iz trin 2 b funny but u really shouldnt joke bout godz sayinz or creationz but i guess i waz short of funny and he might of had a good reason 4 sayin dat but who knowz
2006-07-14 00:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the priest trying to be a stand-up comedian. Ifso, he ain't going to make it.
2006-07-01 05:35:07 · answer #4 · answered by "Johnny Bo" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny! It made me laugh out loud!
2006-07-01 05:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by correrafan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's a good one
2006-07-14 15:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by Serena84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Thank you for the laugh!
2006-07-01 07:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-07-01 05:23:50 · answer #8 · answered by Midnight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He might be trying to get in your pants.
2006-07-10 18:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, but how did moses get involved?
2006-07-01 05:35:59 · answer #10 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋