The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties.
"After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"
"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."
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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable a*shole!" she screamed.
Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
2006-07-01
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