p.s. There are no cats in my area now.
2006-07-01 05:02:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you could use it as a shelf
2006-07-01 09:10:52 · answer #1 · answered by sir_harold_of_yore 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Buy 30 packs of marshmallows and a giant pole and have yourself the biggest toasted marshmallow skewer in the country...
P.S - If you're depraved and animalistic enough to toast cats then I suggest you toast a few humans as well, I've heard they smell like roast pork.
2006-07-01 05:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by badgerbadger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light a cigarette with it. Then post a question asking where your nearest casualty department is. No, don't, it was a joke. Get a grozen creme brulee and heat it with the flamethrower, for a few seconds, mmmm delicious.
2006-07-01 05:06:08 · answer #3 · answered by Tefi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try using it to build a miniature rocket to lauch any cats who haven't got the message into space....
2006-07-01 05:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by Splatt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make the worlds largest creme brulee?
2006-07-01 12:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
plenty of cats here
so come here for a holiday
2006-07-01 05:07:24 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, set fire to your house, and see how fast the fire dept will get there.
2006-07-01 05:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by iiboogeymanii 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blow something up.
2006-07-01 05:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no have none sorry
2006-07-01 05:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋