..... after you've cleaned up, should you still wear the soiled underwear until you get home???
2006-07-01 05:05:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
This is the funniest question ever! Here's what I do, I mean what I would do if such a thing happened to me, not saying it ever has or will, lol. Okay damnit! Here's what I did last week!..... Just stuff a paper towel or napkin in your crack to absorb the excess chocolaty wetness and discreetly check for a stain in your pants. If no stain exists and you are only going out for a few minutes, simply finish picking up your food items, pay for them, ignoring any complaints about a foul smell and get home as fast as you can. Why toss a good pair of undies when poop is water soluble? If, however, you are out on the town partying with your friends and you won't have access to new undies fast, just take them off in the bathroom, stretch them over someones side view mirror in the parking lot as a gift. If someone where you are pisses you off, slip them into her purse or his coat pocket when they are not looking. The next time she reaches for her lipstick or he reaches for a rubber, they will get a handful of chocolaty goodness, compliments of the crapmeister they pissed off.
2006-07-01 05:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what would be the point of cleaning up if you are gonna put the soiled back on .throw out the undies ,wash youself real good and wear ur pants if they are soiled clean them up a bit and spary with a air freshener til u get back home but for future accidents keep a pair of undies in your car or if a woman in your purse.and maybe a depend if this happens a lot you can find them in any drug store or toilet paper aisle .hope this helps by the way where do u live so i know not to sit beside you or where u were sitting afterwards lol
2006-07-01 12:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by blackfoot124 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go commando untill you can find a store and get some new ones.
2006-07-01 12:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lick them clean
2006-07-01 15:37:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
deffintately NOT...find the nearest store and get some new ones if you dont want to go without!
Good question!
2006-07-01 12:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by jediaaylas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no throw them away and go with out them
2006-07-01 12:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by the nice one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes on your head **** brain
2006-07-01 12:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, i juz go commando.
2006-07-01 12:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by lulu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YUMMY!!!! squish squish squish. =)
2006-07-01 12:11:26 · answer #9 · answered by Tina B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-07-01 12:08:01 · answer #10 · answered by Sgt. Fletcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋