Entertainment & Music - 1 July 2006

I have watched "The View" in the past and found it pretentious and catty. The worst part of the show was Star Jones, who thinks she knows everything and constantly wears fur and shows off her money/jewelry also.
Why is there so much hype about her leaving The View...I would think the producers and audience would be having a huge celebration because of it!

2006-07-01 15:13:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-01 15:13:09 · 56 answers · asked by Bent 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is The Guiding Light, been watching it for bout 20yrs.

2006-07-01 15:12:37 · 23 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Television

Phones, the Internet, heck, even parties — they're all designed to connect you with people. So what's your speaking specialty — spinning yarns, whispering secrets, or motivating crowds?

2006-07-01 15:12:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why couldn't he think of a way to kill Gilligan and make it look like an accident?

2006-07-01 15:11:48 · 8 answers · asked by bbcranks 4 in Television

2006-07-01 15:10:48 · 5 answers · asked by BabyGirl 1 in Music

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I once ate a lot of natural foods then learned that most people die of natural causes!

FOURTH TESTIMONY:

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY:

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh and remember we all say things we don't really mean, so think before you speak.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-01 15:09:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When you're hanging out with your friends everyone's got a role. The comedian. The smarty. The referee. So which one are you?

2006-07-01 15:09:18 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

u kno that one song by jlo and ja rule...whatz the name?!

2006-07-01 15:09:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

help my ipod just ceased up; i know there is a reset; HELP

2006-07-01 15:08:50 · 4 answers · asked by gofetch29 3 in Music

i know someone told me to go to her website but i dont know the nm

2006-07-01 15:08:48 · 7 answers · asked by lesmaritx 1 in Music

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I ain't got a BIG ego! Hell no; I'm much too freaking cool for that crap!

Think before you speak...

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."< BR>

THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-01 15:07:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

gerard is not bi or dyied his hair blonde

2006-07-01 15:07:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-01 15:06:35 · 6 answers · asked by sky 1 in Music

Who was born on Febuary 1st besides me?

2006-07-01 15:05:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Be Cool, L.A Confidential, A Few Good Men and It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World if you reverse chronological order. I know there have got to be plenty more for me to watch. What are others?

2006-07-01 15:05:21 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Movies

Does anyone know any sites to those videos or games where it
'll have something for a little while then Pop out at you and scare the **** out of you?

2006-07-01 15:05:06 · 3 answers · asked by Luckystar25 3 in Other - Entertainment

I figure since a lot of people pee in the shower, why not take a dump in the shower, too.

2006-07-01 15:04:31 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-01 15:03:09 · 16 answers · asked by mercadies 2 in Other - Entertainment

Forget transferred text. It's SO boring. Thanks.
1. What street did McCartney live on, in London?
2. In what movie do you hear " TheSounds of Silence." ?
3. Name three songs of Sonny and Cher.
4. Which group recorded "Eleanor."? (not that Rigby girl.)

2006-07-01 15:02:41 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

2006-07-01 15:01:58 · 4 answers · asked by wildamberchild 1 in Television

2006-07-01 15:01:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

is she nice if she is what did she say to you or what expressions were on her face??

2006-07-01 15:00:52 · 24 answers · asked by prettiemonkey11 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-01 15:00:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-01 14:59:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I personallylike Stewi or whatever you spell it! Stewie kicks ***!!!

2006-07-01 14:58:56 · 55 answers · asked by Dan =] 3 in Television

2006-07-01 14:58:34 · 12 answers · asked by bbcranks 4 in Movies

Yes, it's a bit of a lame question, but I'd really like to know.

The only show I've been to near this size was Taste of Chaos. To ToC I wore pants and a tee short, but that was during the rainy season & in a indoor environment.

OzzFest will be outdoors and during the summer. So, should I wear shorts? Or should I wear pants?

2006-07-01 14:57:47 · 13 answers · asked by lxrysprtmscl 2 in Music

2006-07-01 14:57:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

In two weeks I will choose the best one!

2006-07-01 14:56:38 · 16 answers · asked by Snoopy as "Joe Cool" 2 in Jokes & Riddles