In two weeks I will choose the best one!
2006-07-01 14:56:38 · 16 answers · asked by Snoopy as "Joe Cool" 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Mama is so fat that to have sex, Yo Daddy had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!!!
2006-07-01 15:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her *** and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"
Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her *** looks like two pigs fightin over milk duds
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator.
2006-07-01 22:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by bigblueeyes_88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, well, my friend and I were watching Yo Mama, and a guy complained about not winning because "He was hungry." Within split seconds, my friend said "Go eat your mama, she needs to lose weight."
Other than that...yo mama is so poor, i was walkin by her, and she was kicking a trash can, and I said "Whatcha doin?" and she said "Movin."
2006-07-01 22:49:24 · answer #3 · answered by reason_needed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that each of her farts got a name on the natinoal weather channel
yo mama is so stupid, she thinks taco bell is the mexican phone company
yo mama is so fat, the only thing that was seperating her and the UPS man was the door
yo mama is so stupid, that when she missed the number 44 bus, she took the number 22 twice
yo mama is so stupid, that on a job application, under "sex," she put "yes please"
2006-07-01 23:23:50 · answer #4 · answered by the d1sl0cat3r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's teeth are so big that the firefighters use her as the jaws of life.
2006-07-01 23:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by mea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Your mom is so nasty that when she visits the gynocologisit for a pap smear the docter comes in wearing a biohazard suit.
2.Your momma has a crab community goin on down there...they all live on differnt streets. heprpes highway,then theres families on the corner of gonnerah road, and Aids Avenue, Then there Chlymyda blvd., and Big Wart Hill....
2006-07-01 22:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by Lilmisssassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-07-03 02:53:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so ugly that they moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma is so ugly that people are too scared to call her on the phone.
2006-07-01 22:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by Tone_Loc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You momma so dark and fat when she jumped off a building people said.....And darkness fell. But my homeboy with all those jokes got it on lock. Those were great.
2006-07-01 22:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by cpianoman2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really cant remember nun but like 2.... ur momma so fat she used the interstate as a slip and slide. but the one i thought was nasty was ur momma so dumb she got on top of a building and put on a maxi pad and jumped off the building and when they asked why she said bc the box said it had wings. nasty but yea she was really dumb as hell!
2006-07-01 22:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by mztraye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋