Think before you speak part 1. (more to come in Jokes on purpose)?

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Willys cynical thought for the day;

I ain't got a BIG ego! Hell no; I'm much too freaking cool for that crap!

Think before you speak...

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."< BR>

THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

From; WILLYS JOKES 6/23/07 If you NEED a laugh these are GREAT!!!

Answer 1

Those r soo dang funny!!!

Answer 2

Hahah... oh... always fun to laugh at other peoples embrassment

Answer 3

funny

Answer 4

Yep foot in mouth disease, Iv been suffering for years now, lol. :)

Answer 5

ha ha ha ha ! that was funny!

Answer 6

thank Willy.

Answer 7

very funny!! thanks!

Answer 8

nice... thanks for the laugh