1. no flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight
2. if you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal
3. if you arrive veery early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed
4. flights never leave from gate #1 at any terminal in the world
5. if you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper
6. if you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. just look for the two largest and noisest passengers
7. only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the toilet
8. the crying baby on board your flights is always sated next to you
9. the best looking woman/man on your flight is always seated next to you
10. the less carry on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry on luggage passengers will bring aboard
2006-07-01
17:02:56
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