Entertainment & Music - 29 June 2006

What if people bought cars like they buy
Computers?

The car companies don't have help lines
for people who don't know how to drive,
because people don't buy cars like they
buy computers, imagine if they did.....

Helpline: General Motors Helpline, how can I help
you?

Customer: I got in my car and closed the door and
nothing happened!

Helpline: Did you put the key in the ignition slot
and turn it?

Customer: What's an ignition?

Helpline: It's a starter motor that draws current
from your battery and turns over the engine.

Customer: Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How
come I have to know all these technical terms to
use my car.

Helpline: Toyota Helpline, how can I help you?

Customer: My car ran fine for a week and now it
won't go anywhere!

Helpline: Is the gas tank empty?

Customer: Huh? How do I know?"

Helpline: There's a little gauge on the front
panel with a needle and markings of 'E' and 'F'.
Where is the needle pointing?

Customer: It's pointing to 'E'. What does that
mean?

Helpline: It means you have to visit a gasoline
vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can
install it yourself or pay the vendor to install
it for you.

Customer: What? I paid $18,000 for this car!
And your telling me I to keep buying more
components? This is outrageous! I want a car that
comes with everything built in!

2006-06-29 20:47:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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anybody like jrock?

2006-06-29 20:47:16 · 9 answers · asked by graveflowerx 1 in Music

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I do't want to miss A Thing lyrics?

2006-06-29 20:45:05 · 8 answers · asked by victor s 1 in Movies

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who can help me with this is sings am missing you?

i need to know who sings the song am missing you iwant the name of the band thank you

2006-06-29 20:44:49 · 6 answers · asked by tgerfers43 2 in Music

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Can anyone write down the full song of "I am on top of the World........" thanks...........?

2006-06-29 20:44:38 · 3 answers · asked by sanghuani 1 in Music

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joke..j.............?

A guy goes to the movies one day, and in
the front row there's an old man. With
him was his dog. It was a sad, funny kind
of film. You know the type. In the sad
part the dog cried his eyes out, and in
the funny part the dog laughed his head
off. This happened all the way through
the film. After the film had ended the
guy decides to go and speak to the man.

"That's the most amazing thing I've ever
seen," he said. "Your dog really seemed
to enjoy the film."

The man turned. "Yeah, it really is
amazing, because he hated the book."

2006-06-29 20:44:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What is more mightier than God, More evil than the devil. Poor people have it, rich people need it?

and if you eat it youll die?

2006-06-29 20:40:45 · 24 answers · asked by lisa l 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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where is the best sources to download latest music videos absolutely free without any charges and yet safe??

2006-06-29 20:40:38 · 7 answers · asked by Mayday 1 in Music

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My spouse thinks John Goodman died after he was the voice of Sulley in Monsters INC.?

Please help we have been aruging for hours, I say no he is still alive!!!!!

2006-06-29 20:36:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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have you heard of the band...?

Thousand Foot Krutch?

2006-06-29 20:36:40 · 8 answers · asked by Moe 2 in Music

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what was the name of the song alli played on the piano in the movie (the notebook)?

2006-06-29 20:34:03 · 1 answers · asked by fatcat 1 in Movies

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Who was your hero growing up, who you most wanted to be like? Are you like them now?

2006-06-29 20:33:41 · 9 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your fav food?

Mine is Italian, Indian Veg, Chinese, and at times American Junk

2006-06-29 20:32:59 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if you're very religious don't read?

Saint Peter, was sitting behind a desk on front of the gates of
heaven, getting ready to start his day.
"May the first person come." He said

"Hello, Saint Peter." said the first person.

"State you name and tell me how you spent your life." he said.

"Oh Saint Peter, I am a nun, who spent her life helping those in
need, and serving the Lord."

"Here is a golden key, it will open the Gates of Heaven."

And off the nun went.

"Next." said Saint Peter. "How did you spend your life."

"I spent my life like a normal human being." another woman said. "I
told some lies, white lies here and there. But nothing serious."

"Here I give you a Silver Key. It is for the Pulgatory. You may go
now." he said. "Next. Tell me, how did you lived your life?"

"Oh Saint Peter, my life was spent on parties, with a different man
every day. I loved a good dance, drinking, and having a different man
every night. You might call me a creature of the night."

2006-06-29 20:32:40 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is Bob Saget dead? I have heard rumors about him dying.?

2006-06-29 20:32:35 · 5 answers · asked by hnyangelfire101 2 in Television

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Since this is an anonymous forum, Tell us what you do to waste time at work... Besides Y/A?

2006-06-29 20:30:57 · 17 answers · asked by and,or,nand,nor 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is anyone listening to music?

Is anyone else listening to music right now? And what?
I'm listening to a playlist I made on my iPod. The song playing is "Beating Heart Baby" - Head Automatica

2006-06-29 20:28:48 · 14 answers · asked by Michelley 2 in Music

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How do I record cassette tapes onto CDs?

2006-06-29 20:26:36 · 7 answers · asked by caligirl87 2 in Music

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Does anyone knows when the Full metal Alchemist movie is coming?

I cant find it on the internet neither in japanese our english I havent heard of any kind of relase of the Fullmetal Alchemist movie in the USA. Its been relase in Japan allready...why is this movie taking so long???

2006-06-29 20:25:54 · 6 answers · asked by Ana V 2 in Comics & Animation

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