Entertainment & Music - 29 June 2006

And don't say it's "in the genes", because it isn't.

2006-06-29 21:26:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-29 21:25:56 · 6 answers · asked by double v 5 in Music

A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says,"Book". The librarian says,"You want a book?"
"Book".
"Any book?" "Book."
So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes.
An hour later the chicken comes back and says,"Book-book"
The librarian says,"Now you want two books?"
"Book-book."
So she gives the chicken two more novels. The chicken leaves but again comes back later.
"Book-book-book."
"Three books?"
"Book-book-book."
"Three books?"
"Book-book-book."
So the librarian gives the chicken three books, but she decides she'll follow the chicken and find out what's going on. And the chicken goes down the alley, out of town and toward the woods, into the woods and down to the river, down to the swamp, and there is a bullfrog. The chicken sets the books down by him. The bullfrog looks at the books and says," Reddit....Reddit...Reddit..."

Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

2006-06-29 21:25:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My favorite movie I would have 2 say is Selena I cry every time I see it

2006-06-29 21:23:02 · 26 answers · asked by ALLY 1 in Movies

I saw a short film years back and I;d love to see it again. Shame my brain has lost the file with the film's title in!
Can you help?
It's a short black and white film about two roller skating bank robbers. The film is made to look like a promo for the robbers, as they are looking for a sponsor. There's relly cool stunt work involved with them skating on the roads around the arc de triomphe - very mpressive.
Please help as this is driving me mad!

2006-06-29 21:21:11 · 1 answers · asked by fluffyfreak 1 in Movies

Q : What does a woman and a linoleum floor have in common?
A : If you lay them both right the first time you can walk on them for years!

2006-06-29 21:19:59 · 13 answers · asked by Norman Conquest 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Everyone writes two words at a time to make a story. I'll start.

Once upon

2006-06-29 21:18:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I heard a gentelmen by the name Don Potter sing the Chuck Magione song Feels So Good...What Album Was That. Here are some of the words: There's no place for me to hide, the thoughts of all the times I've cried and felt this pain, that I have known, because I needed just to hear that special something..........

2006-06-29 21:14:07 · 2 answers · asked by Hana 1 in Music

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal
his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's roommate
was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and
his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of
the evening, while watching the two react to each other, she started to
wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John saying, " Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a
letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:

2006-06-29 21:11:30 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

click here
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2006-06-29 21:11:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-29 21:10:29 · 3 answers · asked by sanghuani 1 in Music

A young family had invited thir pastor and his wife for supper one night. The mother asked her young son to set the table.

But when the group they all sat down to eat, they noticed there was no silverware beside the plate of the preacher's wife.

"Sweetheart," his mother said.."why didn't you give her a fork and spoon?"

"Because, Mom," the boy replied,..........."Dad said she always eats like a horse."

2006-06-29 21:09:32 · 11 answers · asked by snuggels102 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Women don't have it and don't want it. Men got it, think it's good thing but they often try to get rid of it..

2006-06-29 21:08:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-29 21:07:22 · 25 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

lol

2006-06-29 21:05:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

man,29,familiar with show-biz,latino-lover type;-)

2006-06-29 21:04:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-29 21:03:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

It is by Queen, and I think it is called "It's a kind of magic," am I right??

2006-06-29 21:03:16 · 4 answers · asked by chrisnewcars 3 in Music

2006-06-29 21:02:50 · 5 answers · asked by chilli 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-29 21:02:23 · 5 answers · asked by Confused Gypo 2 in Music

Music,artist,musician,american

2006-06-29 21:00:41 · 15 answers · asked by Supremephoenix3000 1 in Music

i would say Henry Wilker. (the Fonz)

and if you say anyone else, i want a realllll good argument.

2006-06-29 20:57:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-29 20:57:40 · 6 answers · asked by sasperilla23 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-06-29 20:57:35 · 4 answers · asked by Treezle 3 in Music

2006-06-29 20:56:28 · 11 answers · asked by momofoneson 3 in Jokes & Riddles

please be realistic ... admit that you look more like the ginger one from girls aloud than racheal stevens ... personally i look like ralph (karate kid) machio, which i guess is not too bad .... he did pull elizabeth shue ... even if he did have to paint lots of fences and wax on and wax off ... and he is a man who will fight for your hounour

2006-06-29 20:55:50 · 30 answers · asked by richie_b 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-29 20:55:21 · 13 answers · asked by Bear 1 in Television

2006-06-29 20:55:15 · 8 answers · asked by _ 6 in Music

Everyone knows that this is bad behavior, and yet they somehow justify it when it comes to celebrities. Isn't that just a cheap rationalization so that people can engage in behavior that they know is wrong? Shouldn't we try to stop this? Or is this a sensible punishment for getting a job that makes you famous? Isn't that kind of stupid? To punish people because they're so good at acting or singing that lots of people will pay them for it? Why can't we allow them to be famous while they're performing, but also allow them to keep their off-stage life off-stage?

And what about "has-beens"? Why is it acceptable to continue to insult people after their careers end? Isn't that also a poor excuse for bad behavior?

2006-06-29 20:54:15 · 2 answers · asked by Doctor Biobrain 3 in Celebrities

2006-06-29 20:52:53 · 5 answers · asked by sasperilla23 2 in Comics & Animation