A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says,"Book". The librarian says,"You want a book?"
"Book".
"Any book?" "Book."
So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes.
An hour later the chicken comes back and says,"Book-book"
The librarian says,"Now you want two books?"
"Book-book."
So she gives the chicken two more novels. The chicken leaves but again comes back later.
"Book-book-book."
"Three books?"
"Book-book-book."
"Three books?"
"Book-book-book."
So the librarian gives the chicken three books, but she decides she'll follow the chicken and find out what's going on. And the chicken goes down the alley, out of town and toward the woods, into the woods and down to the river, down to the swamp, and there is a bullfrog. The chicken sets the books down by him. The bullfrog looks at the books and says," Reddit....Reddit...Reddit..."
Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
2006-06-29 21:25:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Flippin good joke !
Now we also know why the chicken crosses the road so often on answers....
2006-06-30 11:25:51 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bok bok bok... lol....
try this setup for #2:
A pig and a chicken decided to go into business together. The chicken suggested opening a breakfast place. And the pig said, "Whoa! Hold on!. It might be a day's work for you, but for me its a life commitment" hahaha.
2006-06-29 21:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2006-06-30 19:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny
2006-06-29 21:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL.. nice... one says book and the other says read it.. hahah...
Cheers...(",)
2006-06-29 21:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute. ha
2006-06-29 21:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by q-t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic lol
2006-06-29 21:31:09 · answer #7 · answered by corinna g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny:D n cute
2006-06-29 21:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by Nickname 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny !
2006-06-29 21:30:30 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah....very nice....
2006-06-29 21:35:55 · answer #10 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋