What if people bought cars like they buy
Computers?
The car companies don't have help lines
for people who don't know how to drive,
because people don't buy cars like they
buy computers, imagine if they did.....
Helpline: General Motors Helpline, how can I help
you?
Customer: I got in my car and closed the door and
nothing happened!
Helpline: Did you put the key in the ignition slot
and turn it?
Customer: What's an ignition?
Helpline: It's a starter motor that draws current
from your battery and turns over the engine.
Customer: Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How
come I have to know all these technical terms to
use my car.
Helpline: Toyota Helpline, how can I help you?
Customer: My car ran fine for a week and now it
won't go anywhere!
Helpline: Is the gas tank empty?
Customer: Huh? How do I know?"
Helpline: There's a little gauge on the front
panel with a needle and markings of 'E' and 'F'.
Where is the needle pointing?
Customer: It's pointing to 'E'. What does that
mean?
Helpline: It means you have to visit a gasoline
vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can
install it yourself or pay the vendor to install
it for you.
Customer: What? I paid $18,000 for this car!
And your telling me I to keep buying more
components? This is outrageous! I want a car that
comes with everything built in!
2006-06-29 20:47:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool joke.pls. answer my riddles too.
2006-06-29 20:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 2⤋
errrrrm people this is jokes and riddles we need a help line for here
User care for Y!A
User: Okay I read something and it didn't seem like a question...
Care Provider: Was it in jokes and riddles?
User: Yes...
CP: Then there might not be a question duhhhh jokes and riddles you tell jokes what else do you do with JOKES and riddles?
User: Jeeze never thought of it that way thanks...
CP: Go play in traffic
jeeze lol sorry a little angry typing...
yeah that was hilarious i love it you're so awesome check ya later â¥
2006-06-30 03:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Clean laugh - the 1st answerer failed to find the question in this jokes, people are dumb many time or actings as dumb??
2006-07-01 02:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats pretty funny stuff
i sound like the costomer when i talk about computers
2006-06-30 03:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by wyoairbus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute! You should read the computer version of Whos on First. it's priceless
2006-06-30 03:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by zorine334 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get an electric car
2006-06-30 03:50:45 · answer #6 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And this is why some people should never drive.
2006-06-30 03:52:19 · answer #7 · answered by wicked jester 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny, but you forgot the "being put on hold for hours" part!!
2006-06-30 03:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by a b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah... Nice i like this one.. Its like indirectly mocking those drivers who are totally dumb..
Cheers.. (",)
2006-06-30 03:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny.
my Avatar(if thats how you spell it) looks just like yours, just different colors, and earrings.
2006-06-30 03:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anna.R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice jokes....but not that all are funny!
2006-06-30 04:00:00 · answer #11 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋