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2006-06-29 20:23:25 · 12 answers · asked by iluvsoftball 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

nothing bad please!

2006-06-29 20:26:10 · update #1

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Her First Wedding

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and this is the happiest day of her life.", her mother replied.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

2006-06-29 20:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Why does a professor have a bald in the front of his head and why does a historical teacher have a bald at the back of his head?

Answers: Coz a professor thinks too much about the future while a historical teacher thinks too much about the past. :-)

2006-06-30 03:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by Cennet 1 · 0 0

Thats awesome Vainy

Little Jack Horner
sat in a corner
eating his cherry pie
he put in this thumb
and pulled out a plum
and said "hey this aint no cherry pie"


What do you call a girl who has one leg shorter than the other?....Eileen!!

2006-06-30 03:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0 0

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

ans: ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half!!! lol

2006-06-30 03:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by Jasmine B 3 · 0 0

What stays in a corner and goes all over the world?




a stamp!

2006-06-30 03:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

Riddle:Which is the stupidest question to be asked?

Has the bus come?
If it did come why would I be standing here Moron?

2006-06-30 03:49:25 · answer #6 · answered by whatsername 2 · 0 0

You hear me calling to you,beckoning with my shrill voice;my keys will carry you to the place of your choice.WHAT AM I?










Telephone

2006-06-30 03:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by Hermione 3 · 0 0

a mother asks her daughter "you're not being selfish with your sled are you? you're letting your little sister use it half the time?"
"Of course" said her daughter. "i ride it down the hill, and she rides it up the hill".

2006-06-30 09:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. Narumi 2 · 0 0

what did the beaker say to the test tube?
''dont u think there is chemistry between us?''


i made that joke myself.

2006-06-30 03:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
You walka pasta da bakery.
You walka pasta da candy store.
You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
You walka pasta da table and fridge.

lol. it tickled me.

2006-06-30 03:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by vainybaby 3 · 0 0

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