a monkey is sitting in a tree smoking pot. Along comes a lizard amd see's the monkey. "hey what are you doing up there" asks the lizard. "Smoking a dobie" replies the monkey, "come on up".After a while of smoking pot the lizard gets thirsy and tells the monkey he's going to the river for a drink. While at the river the lizard meets the alligator and tells him about the monkey. The alligator has never seen a pot smoking monkey so he goes to take a look. Upon his arrival at the tree the alligator yells up " hey monkey, what are you doing ?" The monkey looks down and replies "DUDE, how much did you drink?"
2006-06-29
09:46:47
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