a monkey is sitting in a tree smoking pot. Along comes a lizard amd see's the monkey. "hey what are you doing up there" asks the lizard. "Smoking a dobie" replies the monkey, "come on up".After a while of smoking pot the lizard gets thirsy and tells the monkey he's going to the river for a drink. While at the river the lizard meets the alligator and tells him about the monkey. The alligator has never seen a pot smoking monkey so he goes to take a look. Upon his arrival at the tree the alligator yells up " hey monkey, what are you doing ?" The monkey looks down and replies "DUDE, how much did you drink?"
2006-06-29 09:46:47 · 12 answers · asked by lt30102 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NICE JOKE MAN
2006-06-29 11:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by ozo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: I Might not get hard I just got laid last night!
2006-07-04 20:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by retisin2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
This is a new one for me.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath out of that thing?"
2006-06-29 16:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool i liked it
send more dude
2006-06-29 17:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by toxicwitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-29 16:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by gayatri s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah good one
2006-06-29 16:53:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha (you and ben) =P
2006-06-29 17:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by t -oder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY CUTE!
2006-06-29 16:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-06-29 17:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by LoneStar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......THAT WAS AWESOME..... GOOD JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-29 17:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by K K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋