"Hi Ma how are you? he ask
"Well I'm fine just a little weak" she replies
The son is now worried "Weak! Ma what's wrong? Why are you feeling weak?"
"Oh it's nothing', she says " I just haven't eaten in two weeks."
"WHAT?" Now he's really worried. "Ma how come you haven't eaten anything."
"Eh, I didn't want my mouth to be full in case you should call."
2006-06-29 09:47:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aw, funny and sentimental. it's a keeper.
2006-06-29 09:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by Akazani 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is really good.
No offence but this will be a Jewish mother to his son when I tell it! Awsome.
2006-06-29 17:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh, guilt trip! He should say, "I'll call you on the thirty-first of next month!"
2006-06-29 17:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this as 'a jewish accountant' calls his mom
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-29 16:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋