I havn't seen you in ages said the friend, where have you been?
You wouldn't beleive where i've been he replied. I went on safari last month and became separated from the group. I wandered off into the jungle and a big hairy ape caught me and carried me off to his den He kept me captive for two weeks and had his wicked way with me any time he liked. Then I was rescued and returned home.
"My goodness" said his friend " where you hurt? "
" Hurt " he said " he never wrote, he never phoned "---------------
2006-06-29
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