I havn't seen you in ages said the friend, where have you been?
You wouldn't beleive where i've been he replied. I went on safari last month and became separated from the group. I wandered off into the jungle and a big hairy ape caught me and carried me off to his den He kept me captive for two weeks and had his wicked way with me any time he liked. Then I was rescued and returned home.
"My goodness" said his friend " where you hurt? "
" Hurt " he said " he never wrote, he never phoned "---------------
2006-06-29 09:35:28 · 13 answers · asked by bill M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry about your sofa Maz. Don't forget to use the baking soda on it.
Bill
2006-06-30 05:08:55 · update #1
My friend nest to me just wet her knicjkers laughing at that one. I'l have to wipe the sofa down now!
2006-06-29 10:16:21 · answer #1 · answered by Delgado 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha 7 out of 10
2006-06-29 10:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee!
Similar one:
Thor was feeling a little horny, so decided to tread the earth as a human being and find a lady to slake his godly lust. He trolls the bars and watering holes of scandinavia looking for a buxom wench to ravish.
Having found said strumpet, he chats her up and feeds her lines, discovering in the process that she had a slight speech impdiment. Her beauty however captivates him, and after treating her to copious amounts of drink, they retire to her furs to consumate their passions.
On form as only a God can be, thor proceeds to treat her to a night of fornication unseen until the french revolution, treating her not only to a second portion but a sixth, seventh and even eighth during the course of the evening.
Waking in the morning, he decides he must confess to his real identity. "Darling," he coos, "I'm Thor."
"YOU're Thor," she replies, "I can't even pith...!"
2006-06-29 13:30:35 · answer #3 · answered by Chris M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i imagine its trouble-free to spin this in a one sided way, as if masculine gay men are consistently bullying female gay men for no certain reason. per chance because were used to seeing masculine human beings as aggressors and woman human beings as victims or per chance because we purchase into the incorrect headed idea that that masculine gay men are someway extra instantly and therefore have the social capacity to effectively discriminate adverse to female gay men contained in the way straights do to gays. besides the undeniable fact that the actuality is this kind of pressure is going both methods. female gay men do and say merely as a lot to perpetuate the particularly weird and wonderful idea that one Kinsey 6 gay guy will be "gayer" than yet another Kinsey 6 gay guy (for instance of this kind of wondering watch "i respect the recent Millennium" on VH1 and look ahead to Perez Hilton's "gay scale" bit to come back on). Even present day money owed of the Stonewall Riots downplay the area of a lot less female gay men in want of the drag queens. or merely look at Hay C's answer. i'm no longer keeping its ok i'm merely keeping a bully/sufferer portrayal of this kind of element is erroneous.
2016-10-13 23:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha1 Oh my god, baby doll! That's hilarious!
2006-06-29 09:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"He never phoned never even sent a card!" LOL Good un!
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2006-06-29 09:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats is canny cool
2006-06-29 09:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by baldyhugsblues 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho.Ho
2006-06-29 09:38:02 · answer #8 · answered by salforddude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA
Good one mate LMFAO
2006-06-29 11:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by owenofglasgow2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He-He!!
2006-06-29 09:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋