1. the check is in the mail
2. ill respect you in the morning
3. im from the government, and i am here to help you
4. its only a cold sore
5. you get this one, ill pay next time
6. my wife doesnt understand me
7. trust me, ill take care of everything
8. of course i love you
9. we are getting a divorce. we lead seperate lives anyway
10. drinking? why no officer
11. its not the money, it the principle of the thing
12. but we can still be good friends
13. she means nothing to me
14. dont worry, hes never bitten anyone
15. ill call you later
16. ive never done anything like this before
17. now, im going to tell you the truth
18. its supposed to make that noise
19 ....than take a left. you cant miss it
20. yes, i did
2006-06-29
11:33:12
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