1 when they ask "how r u 2oday?" tell them "im so glad u asked bcause no 1 these days seems 2 care, and i have all these problems my arthritis is acting up, my eylashes r sore, my dog just died...
2 if they say theyre john doe from xyz company, ask them to spell their name. than ask them where it is located. than ask them to spell the company name. continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as neccessary
3 cry out in surpeise, "judy! is that you? oh my god! judy, how have you been? hopefully, this will give judy a few breif moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from
4 tell the telemarketer you are on home incarteration and ask if they could bring you beer and cornchips
5 after the telemarkerter gives there spiel ask him/her to marry you. ehen they get all flustered, tell them that you could not give your credit card to a complete stranger
6 tell them to very slowly , because you want to write every word down
2006-06-29
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