who here loves to terrorize telemarkerters?

Question

1 when they ask "how r u 2oday?" tell them "im so glad u asked bcause no 1 these days seems 2 care, and i have all these problems my arthritis is acting up, my eylashes r sore, my dog just died...
2 if they say theyre john doe from xyz company, ask them to spell their name. than ask them where it is located. than ask them to spell the company name. continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as neccessary
3 cry out in surpeise, "judy! is that you? oh my god! judy, how have you been? hopefully, this will give judy a few breif moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from
4 tell the telemarketer you are on home incarteration and ask if they could bring you beer and cornchips
5 after the telemarkerter gives there spiel ask him/her to marry you. ehen they get all flustered, tell them that you could not give your credit card to a complete stranger
6 tell them to very slowly , because you want to write every word down

damn there are so many good answers that i will have a tough time picking the best one

Answer 1

I am just letting you know that you didnt make those up. And, the only time I've ever actually done anything to them was after they called in the middle of an important dinner I was having. I told them, very specifically, to call back the next day. I promptly got my tape recorder, my gun, and made a recording of a gunshot. When they called back, the guy first asked how I was doing, and I replied, "Just, awful, awful. Last night, when you guys called, it was in the middle of dinner with my boss, and he got so angry he fired me, and now I'm unemployed. Then, because I was unemployed, my wife left me. Life was good, but because of you damn telemarkerters, its all gone bad. Now I'm going to kill myself." Then I played the tape. I havent been called by that group since.

Answer 2

These are great.

I did telemarketing for one evening. I did not make one sale, but I did have three women say that I had a sexy voice and would I come over to their place. Being married at the time and faithful, I left that job in a hurry.

The only time I harassed a telemarketer was when one called to try and sell me an automatic grocery delivery service. I said that I couldn't buy their service because shopping for groceries was the only time I allowed my wife to leave the house. There was a long silence followed by an, "aaahhhhh OK", click.

Never heard from them again.

Answer 3

I do it all the time because I am so sick of all these annoying calls that come when I am changing the baby or making dinner.
If a female telemarketer calls, my husband starts talking perverted and asking her "what are you wearing" and then they hang up. Last night at dinner a male telemarketer called and I started asking him how I should cook this chicken and what temperature I should put the oven on. I just keep asking them questions and talking crazy and they hang up. Sometimes I say hold on a second and I put the phone down and just leave them there hanging on. I ask them if they want to come over for a threesome.
Also, these annoying jehova witnesses keep coming to my door so my husband told them I was busy playing with my ouija board.

Answer 4

I also love to terrorize telemarketers - firstly i answer the phone and let them speak then i aske them to carry on and pretend that i am interested in everythin they have to say and i make the conversation last for as long as possible by asking about all aspects of the product (or whatever it is ) they are trying to sell then at the end of the conversation say well that all very good but the thing about buying things from telemarketers these days is etc etc ( just have a god old complain about it ) to let them know that you are not interested and then hang up! He he i love it

Answer 5

Keep up the good work.
My son loves to do this, too.
He has told vacation salesmen that he is a quadraplegic and asked what facilities they had.
He has told magazine salesment that he is blind and wanted the Brail version.
He kept a political activist on the phone for an hour before telling her he was 15.

It sounds like he could learn a few from you! LOL

Answer 6

I DO I DO IDO! If they call and ask for my hubby I tell them hes out with a hooker or at his mango plantation in Venezuela. Or the line I love is..."Miss would you like to get a subscription to Time magazine it's for troubled kids trying to make their lives better" And my reply is "well why don't you give me your phone number and I'll call you at home and tell you my answer' their reply is" miss we can't give our phone numbers out" Then I say" I guess you don't want people calling you at home huh?" No...Well now you know How I feel..." One day I even told this one guy that I would be right back, we ate dinner and he was still there waiting...

Answer 7

so if the calendar will bring about 5 years, get out the plastic and max it out, who will be right here to discover you in that 5 12 months time... end operating all jointly and merely have interesting operating up costs. The "PROPHECIES" are certain and real (same to all the different end time dates come and lengthy gone) so have a blast and write and remark andchronic the non secular area nuts and characteristic a poem or 2 for us to chew. guffawing... helpful write--Neon is ideal!

Answer 8

I say, Would you please hold on for just a moment?" Then I turn the phone aside and whisper, "Lieutenant! It's that pervert again! This time he's pretending to be a telemarketer! Start the tracer! I'll keep him on the line as long as I can."

Funny, but they always hang up by the time i pick up again.....

Answer 9

Me!!!!!!!!!My bro and I both get onto the phone and pretend to be other people(You know we can make different voices.)Then we make them repeat themselves as many times possible.When it seems they're going to hang up,we keep them on the line by acting like we're giving the phone to someone that actually wants their junk.And ,appropriatly,we make a change of voice.We even make noises in the background .Once we even made a guy think that we were aliens.lol.

Answer 10

I don't answer the phone much but a little girl I know, when she picks up the phone and they start to say what their selling she'll cut them off and say:

"You have ordered 500 packets of ketchup, were would you like us to drop them off and who do you want us to bill?"

It's a riot! They hang up really fast or they sit there going:

"...What?!"