Your funniest story with your friend parents or your self?
2006-06-29 11:33:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
it was my 10 birthday party and i was about too cut my cake and my sister mom and step dad all push my head on the cake and my aunt was yelling no because the knife was upside down and when i pulled my head up the cake was covered with blood all over it then i went to the hospital and got 16 stitches :(
LOL no jk
2006-06-29 11:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Gina 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I had a friend tell me a story of the time they drove from Philly to Florida late at night. The driver was a friend who was tired and cranky. They pulled into a rest stop 1/2 down and the driver stayed in the car and napped while the other 2 got out to look around. When the passengers came back they thought it would be funny to play a prank on this driver.
The guy who sat gun shot got back in the front seat, while the other guy climbed onto the hood and windsheild of the car. When they were both in position the shot gun guy woke the driver, pushing him and screaming "Hey man Look out Look OUT! When the driver woke to find a person across his windshield - well, the hillarity ensued, let's just say.
The funniest thing that ever happened to me was the night I met the man I was going to marry and after we left the bar and were just chatting, not really wanting the night to leave we were swapping stories. When he heard this story he laughed (and cried) as hard as I did. I think it was at that moment that I realized we were meant to be together.
The second funniest story always involves my old cat Cornelius. Named after my favorite TV monkey due to his ape-like tree climbing style, Cornelius was the funniest kitten I ever, ever saw. I would drop a Q-tip and it would have landed in his ear standing straight up like some crazy antenna.
One night it was kind of cold in the apartment and I was laying on the couch under a blanket watching TV. That cat came up to cuddle with me and some how thought the sleeve of my jacket would be a warm place to be, so that's where he went. He was pretty small at the time and he made it all the way down to the cuff. He tried to leave through the cuff, but got stuck at his neck. He didn't know how to get out, he wound up as the biggest heaviest bracelet i ever wore - and I laughed and laughed so hard! I tried to call my mom and tell her what was so funny, but I just couldn't speak.
Peace!
2006-06-30 20:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by carole 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
In 1980 I went away to sleep-away camp for the summer. For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to put my dick in a jelly-donut. I think it was a dare. Anyway, it got big laughs and by morning it was an inside joke at the camp flag-pole assembly. I'm not sure it was my funniest moment, but definitely funny enough to mention.
2006-06-29 18:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by dizbuster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, there was one time when i was getting off a plane. i was in the front of the line too. i had a skirt on and it got caught on the handle thing. so my skirt went down to my knees and everyone could see my undergarments!!
and then there was this other time when i went snowboarding with my friend and i kept falling (face first) but then my friend slipped so i fell down next to her to help her up and these other kids on the ski lift were like "it's ok, we saw you fall! try again you were doing good" but we were like.. um..we didn't fall...
there are so many others but i cant think of them all right now.
oh wait, and then my friends and i were having a sleepover and we were prankcalling people that we hated and leaving them messages. and my friend sam sounded like she was having sex (you know, the breathing thing) it was great, lol. and my other friend called this girl and left her a message saying "omg! i just had sex with your boyfriend!!!" ...... but then her mom walked in
2006-06-29 18:41:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I slipped a feel straight on my face at my birthday party
2006-06-29 18:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by msbowwow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when a clown came to my 25th birthday party and honked his nose, I still thank my parents for havingthe clown at my birthday party
2006-06-29 18:37:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking my dog Minton and he ran off and stole a shuttlecock - I shouted - BadMinton !
2006-06-29 18:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by clintwestwood 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
at school i was running up the stairs and fell flat on my face it hurt so bad
2006-06-29 18:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by unique w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-29 18:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by CG 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
omg too many to start
2006-06-29 18:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋