Grilling 101
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measures the
barbecue grill and goes over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely coldly brushes
him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-***
grill for one little weenie ?"
2006-06-29
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