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Grilling 101
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measures the
barbecue grill and goes over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely coldly brushes
him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-***
grill for one little weenie ?"

2006-06-29 11:23:46 · 13 answers · asked by beckabee74 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

cute

2006-06-29 11:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by Y S 3 · 0 1

That's funny! Here' another one:
Women's *** Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting:
1. 85% of women surveyed feel their *** is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their *** is too small.
3. The remaining 5% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

2006-06-29 18:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by baxteray 2 · 0 0

umm, no , it was kinna funny, but more like a quiet hehe than a laugh out loud funny

2006-06-29 18:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by pululu81 4 · 0 0

a man comes home from work and finds his wife rubbing newspaper on her breasts and say "what are you doing?"
she says "i read an article that said if i rub newspaper on my breasts they would get bigger."
he says "you should use s.hitpaper instead."
she says "why?"
he says "because it has really worked on your a.ss!"

hahahahaha

2006-06-29 18:53:55 · answer #4 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0 0

It was kinda funny thats what i thought

2006-06-29 18:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by mikamilk_dud 2 · 0 0

Yeah, lol would be the appropriate reaction....

2006-06-29 18:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 0 0

haha

2006-06-29 18:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0 0

ha ha ha that was funny:) Have a grateful day!!

2006-06-29 18:41:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i loved it

2006-06-29 22:55:02 · answer #9 · answered by gorillablunts123 2 · 0 0

yep i sure did!

2006-06-29 18:42:52 · answer #10 · answered by Lit 2 · 0 0

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