1. the check is in the mail
2. ill respect you in the morning
3. im from the government, and i am here to help you
4. its only a cold sore
5. you get this one, ill pay next time
6. my wife doesnt understand me
7. trust me, ill take care of everything
8. of course i love you
9. we are getting a divorce. we lead seperate lives anyway
10. drinking? why no officer
11. its not the money, it the principle of the thing
12. but we can still be good friends
13. she means nothing to me
14. dont worry, hes never bitten anyone
15. ill call you later
16. ive never done anything like this before
17. now, im going to tell you the truth
18. its supposed to make that noise
19 ....than take a left. you cant miss it
20. yes, i did
2006-06-29 11:33:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I work at the bank...... lying is in my job description.
2006-06-29 11:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
me me me
1. the check is in the mail
2. ill respect you in the morning
3. im from the government, and i am here to help you
4. its only a cold sore
5. you get this one, ill pay next time
6. my wife doesnt understand me
7. trust me, ill take care of everything
8. of course i love you
9. we are getting a divorce. we lead seperate lives anyway
10. drinking? why no officer
11. its not the money, it the principle of the thing
12. but we can still be good friends
13. she means nothing to me
14. dont worry, hes never bitten anyone
15. ill call you later
16. ive never done anything like this before
17. now, im going to tell you the truth
18. its supposed to make that noise
19 ....than take a left. you cant miss it
20. yes, i did
2006-06-29 18:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by Y S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now I would be lying if I said I didn't like to huh? ha ha ha have a grateful day!!
2006-06-29 18:40:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i m da class biggest lier i know how to lie very good and cheat in test y do u know how to lie
2006-06-29 19:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how i soppuse 2 know it a lie
2006-06-29 18:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a used car salesman.What do you think?
2006-06-29 19:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who, ME?!? I NEVER ever ever ever ever lie... thats terrible! (and I also NEVER use sarcasm....) I dont' have sex either...
2006-06-29 19:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by MnKLmT 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well heres a lie, i like you!!!!! and ur question.
2006-06-29 19:07:11 · answer #8 · answered by beautyprincess 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋