Entertainment & Music - 24 June 2006

Driving across the desert a man sees a sign "Last Chance bar, next stop 100miles" So he stops for a drink. Behind the bar there's a sign that says "make my mule laugh and win $100" So he asks, where's the mule? And the bartender points to the corral, The man goes to the mule and whispers something in his ear, and the mule starts laughing. Bartender gives him the $100 and changes the sign, "Make my mule cry, and win $100," The customer gets up, goes back to the mule and in a couple seconds the mule starts crying. Bartender pays him and asks how did you get him to laugh and cry so quickly? The man said, "well I made him laugh when I told him my dick was bigger than his, and I made him cry when I showed him it really was.

2006-06-24 18:44:47 · 2 answers · asked by tee_nong_noy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

7 ⤊

Which Khan do prefer? Salman or Shah Rukh?

I'm wondering which Khan is preferred, Salman or Shah Rukh. I respect and admire Shah Rukh so much as an actor. I've seen him in a lot of movies and he is always so awesome to watch. I just saw Salman for the first time in Lucky. Salman is an excellent actor and incredibly HOTT!!! So I can't decide!!!

2006-06-24 18:44:36 · 8 answers · asked by ScorpioBeauty09 4 in Celebrities

0 ⤊

Ok Folks Last Chance To Vote For Our Band Name-Ten Til' Tomorrow,To No Avail,Fall of the Poets,Fires of August

2006-06-24 18:44:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

8 ⤊

I just reached level 5, who cares?

2006-06-24 18:43:45 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

What do you think about Scott Stapp?

THe former lead singer of Creed.

I personally love him. I loved the music he did when he was with Creed.

He has some great songs on his solo album, The Great Divide.

2006-06-24 18:42:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

0 ⤊

What's worse....Gettin shot in the leg and living w/o a leg or catchin an std? be honest?

2006-06-24 18:42:04 · 8 answers · asked by thkgurl_052001 1 in Polls & Surveys

2 ⤊

Does this happen to you too ?

I have a four slice toaster, and if i only put two slices in, the toast pops right out, ( spring tension ) falls onto the floor if i don't catch it.
If i put a timer on the toaster , i can use it for an automatic cat feeder ?

2006-06-24 18:42:01 · 9 answers · asked by Featherman 5 in Jokes & Riddles

0 ⤊

what are some indepensent songs other than Destenys Child for women?

2006-06-24 18:40:05 · 5 answers · asked by Queren Hapuc 1 in Music

0 ⤊

what happened to the band the jets?

The jets were a band in the 70's

2006-06-24 18:39:27 · 4 answers · asked by Ralph B 2 in Music

1 ⤊

How do you make seven even?

2006-06-24 18:37:24 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2 ⤊

say, Angelina Jolie dies today...who cries the most???

2006-06-24 18:36:46 · 24 answers · asked by elvishtattoo 3 in Celebrities

4 ⤊

have you ever had a near-death experience before?

please tell me what happened to you and how was it like....thanks in advance!best REAL story gets 10 points!

2006-06-24 18:36:37 · 10 answers · asked by truefallacies 3 in Polls & Surveys

3 ⤊

A Joke; quickie one - "Innovation"?

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.
This is a major breakthrough.
Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

2006-06-24 18:36:26 · 6 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

5 ⤊

Do you prefer jazz like me?

If you ask me jazz is the thing to listen to. It's soothing, calming, relaxing and enjoyable. Though I'm 14 I love me some jazz and trust me when I say jazz is so cool. What can I say, I'm old skool. Who ever likes jazz totally o'right by me. young kids should get more into jazz because it has pizaz. If you like jazz your my new old skool buddy. Jazz also makes me dance, how bout you? Don't ever under estimate a 14 year old, because she knows her jazz chile. bye for now. haha!

2006-06-24 18:35:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

0 ⤊

Body Work on a '95 - '96 Telecaster?

My Telecaster has some paint missing from being dropped by its previous owner. Do most local music shops fix things like this, or will it need to be shipped to fix the paint? There is basically no wood damage.

2006-06-24 18:34:23 · 1 answers · asked by Gavind R 2 in Music

28 ⤊

the boondocks?

what do you think about the boondocks the cartoon on adult swim

2006-06-24 18:33:04 · 6 answers · asked by ashley s 1 in Television

0 ⤊

Can someone help me write a song?

i really want to write a song but i dont know what to write about.

2006-06-24 18:32:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2 ⤊

Are any girls this crazy?

Are you crazy as this girl, I put gum in the girl's hair last week and today she kicked me in the balls, and then when i was on the ground crying she held me down and took a leak... in my mouth. I was horrified, I never thought one person could be so evil. Did I deserve this, and would any of you out there ever even CONSIDER doing such an insane act.

2006-06-24 18:32:10 · 10 answers · asked by vsfed s 1 in Other - Entertainment

0 ⤊

Is Suri Cruise a clone or an alien?

She was either cloned from Scientologist founder L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm or Tom Cruise is an alien himself and inpregnated a brainwashed Katie Holmes (why Katie?).

2006-06-24 18:31:38 · 5 answers · asked by misskit22kr 1 in Celebrities

0 ⤊

Does anyone know what band has the drummer for thier lead singer too?

2006-06-24 18:30:47 · 10 answers · asked by Z 2 in Music

0 ⤊

do you remember?

i can't remember the name nor the songs he sang... its a black guy.. in his video he is sitting at a piano. and it is raining outside.. this was like 5-6 years ago..he reminds you of john legend...the cd was half tan and half black.. if you know please help!

2006-06-24 18:30:14 · 4 answers · asked by Jessica B 2 in Music

0 ⤊

what is the sharp scales of G and A and the sharp cords it is for my assignment?

2006-06-24 18:30:10 · 2 answers · asked by belleblacklove 1 in Music