Last Chance Bar?

Question

Driving across the desert a man sees a sign "Last Chance bar, next stop 100miles" So he stops for a drink. Behind the bar there's a sign that says "make my mule laugh and win $100" So he asks, where's the mule? And the bartender points to the corral, The man goes to the mule and whispers something in his ear, and the mule starts laughing. Bartender gives him the $100 and changes the sign, "Make my mule cry, and win $100," The customer gets up, goes back to the mule and in a couple seconds the mule starts crying. Bartender pays him and asks how did you get him to laugh and cry so quickly? The man said, "well I made him laugh when I told him my dick was bigger than his, and I made him cry when I showed him it really was.

Answer 1

Oldiiieee but funnniiiiieeee

Answer 2

Congratulations. Yours is bigger than a jackass!!!! LOL