A man was talking to his friend at the bar.
The friend said "Did you know that 9 out of 10
women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?"
"No, I didn't know that." The man replied.
"So what color are your wife's eyes?" asked
the friend. The man replied, "I'm too drunk to
remember. Geez, I better go home and find out."
So the man hurries home to find his wife in
bed and asleep. The man carefully lifts his wife's
eyelid and exclaims, "Oh my God! Brown!"
Suddenly, another man pops out from under the
covers and exclaims, "How the hell did you know I
was here?"
2006-06-24
20:19:26
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