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A man was talking to his friend at the bar.
The friend said "Did you know that 9 out of 10
women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?"

"No, I didn't know that." The man replied.
"So what color are your wife's eyes?" asked
the friend. The man replied, "I'm too drunk to
remember. Geez, I better go home and find out."

So the man hurries home to find his wife in
bed and asleep. The man carefully lifts his wife's
eyelid and exclaims, "Oh my God! Brown!"

Suddenly, another man pops out from under the
covers and exclaims, "How the hell did you know I
was here?"

2006-06-24 20:19:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

It was okay, I'll give the punchline a 4. You should maybe change it.

2006-06-24 20:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8 3

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2016-11-15 05:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by walz 4 · 0 0

Lol... you gotta be careful with names... heheh
oh yes.. rating.. err.. 7/10

2006-06-24 20:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

Mr. Brown .... Ha ha ha 10+

2006-06-24 20:22:56 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

cool joke ! make another one 10/10

2006-06-24 20:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by greysstanes 2 · 0 0

lol cute check ya later ♥

2006-06-24 20:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

ha ha

2006-06-24 22:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

how did you find me out

2006-06-24 22:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by stone 4 · 0 0

It's got a good beat ...
I give it at least ...
... a 7.5.

2006-06-24 22:22:58 · answer #9 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0 0

hahaha

cute !

2006-06-24 22:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by MaxSteel 2 · 0 0

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