First of all!!!! I must say this is ONLY a Joke. My intention is not insulting anyone!!!!
A black man goes to a Fancy Dress Store and he asks the shop assistant to find him a costume. She comes with a costume and the man says:
- What the hell? Are you nuts? I can't wear that! Have you ever seen a black Superman? Please find me another one!
After a couple of minutes, she comes back with another costume, and the man cries:
- What the f**k is that? Are you not all there? I can't wear that! Have you ever seen a black Spiderman? Move you and find me another one!
Now the girl was angry! She came back with two white buttons, a white belt and a wooden stick. The black man asks:
- What's that..?
- You'll see... 3 Possible costumes!... You get naked, stick the buttons on your belly, and you'll be a domino's piece! When you don't like it, u can wear the white belt and be an Oreo cookie! And if you still don't like it you can put the stick in your *** and you'll be a chocolate ice cream!
2006-06-19
07:36:10
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