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If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

2006-06-19 07:30:47 · 15 answers · asked by jonathanmusty 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

depends on the monkey, depends on the pickle. Unless the wooden leg is made of cheese, in which case the answer is New York.

2006-06-19 07:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by drewK 3 · 0 1

what does the monkey and the dill pickle have to do with the hen and the half?

2006-06-19 07:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by knifelvr 4 · 0 0

an afternoon and a nil.5. If a fowl and a nil.5 lays an egg and a nil.5 in an afternoon and a nil.5, Then one fowl can lay one egg interior a similar time --- an afternoon and a nil.5. accordingly ten hens can lay ten eggs in an afternoon and a nil.5.

2016-10-14 07:39:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

forever and a half other wise it would not be a dill pickle without seeds

2006-06-19 09:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by freedom_of_speech 3 · 0 0

Half past a monkeys asss.

2006-06-19 07:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by tyingtobenice 5 · 0 0

About as long as it takes the monkey to work out your I.Q
Answer: 2.76 seconds

2006-06-19 07:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Five hours, unless there were splinters in the wooden leg...then three.

2006-06-19 07:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In a day and a half.

2006-06-19 07:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Half a heartbeat.

2006-06-19 07:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0 0

he would do it twice as fast as an elderly gentleman in a striaghtjacket with no legs

2006-06-20 00:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by dreamcatcher 3 · 0 0

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