2006-06-19 07:27:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ok, how do you confuse sandpaper for toilet paper? can you explain that to me? LOL
i will rub your butt for you....
LMAO!
2006-06-19 08:51:53 · answer #1 · answered by Valkyrie 4 · 3⤊ 9⤋
Flush. Actually you might want to fish out the sand paper before doing that. It's sure to clog the toilet. Throw out the sand paper, wash your hands and you're done.
2006-06-19 14:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, ASSuming you actually got the job done, go ahead and put on a layer of stain or schlac. you might need to sand between coats to keep it smooth. in reality, you might just want to start separating your toiletries from your home improvement store purchases. you might also want to start using the bathroom in the house to help alleviate the confusion
2006-06-19 14:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by Michael S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sand paper may not be soft and absorbent, but it works wonders on those stubborn clag-nuts !
I don't recommend a belt-sander though. Never again, worst weekend of my life, and no mistake !
2006-06-19 14:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by Monkey boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering one of your past questions on why evolution can't be true, I can certainly see how you would be the type of person to accidentally grate your asshole raw when trying to wipe it. Since that is the level of your intellect, I would suggest pouring alcohol on it.
2006-06-19 15:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aloe and a low salt diet
2006-06-19 19:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on whether you were going to the bathroom or doing woodworking.
2006-06-19 14:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by emmittnervend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fill any scratches or cracks with bondo.
Apply a coat of primer.
2006-06-19 14:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try some water
2006-06-19 14:51:17 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, your butt is probably going to be tender for days. You might wanna put that on ice.
2006-06-19 14:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by cup_o_shina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soft as a babies bottom now huh?
2006-06-19 18:49:37 · answer #11 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋