Entertainment & Music - 16 June 2006

Is it going to become a trend to have your kid in a third world country?

2006-06-16 10:14:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.

As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.

After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.

Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves. His sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time.

The clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up.

The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the panties.

The young man mailed his Valentine's Day gift with the following note:

"This special Valentines Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings.

If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.

"These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.

Love,
Honey Bear

p.s. The sales lady says the latest style is to wear them folded down with just a little fur showing

2006-06-16 10:14:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

problem with site? get it fixed :)

2006-06-16 10:13:47 · 2 answers · asked by dweazlebob 1 in Music

2006-06-16 10:12:38 · 10 answers · asked by Randi S 1 in Movies

2006-06-16 10:12:15 · 5 answers · asked by tristan h 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-16 10:11:50 · 38 answers · asked by pink_tay_tay 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-16 10:11:31 · 14 answers · asked by k b 2 in Movies

Whats is the song that michael mcdonald sings its in a comercial and i bieleve it called ill be thier?

2006-06-16 10:11:24 · 2 answers · asked by Joseph D 1 in Music

What is the big deal about Brad and Angie's baby? I don't think that kid is any cuter than any other baby.
Also so what that they have adopted kids and given money to Africa. We've ALL donated to some charity of choice, and there is how many people that have adopted and helped out some poor child(s) by giving him/her a loving home.
Don't get me wrong it's great what they do to help but we've all helped with some cause one way or another. They and there kids aren't anymore special than anybody else.
I'm stating this because I have read some things people have said about them and they talk like Brad/Angie are like some kind of Gods.
Again don't get me wrong it's great what they are doing to help.

2006-06-16 10:11:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Please dont give any details about the movie--just tell me if you thought it was good or not. Thanks

2006-06-16 10:11:16 · 19 answers · asked by MissLtoeNBaby 2 in Movies

why do you think this is ?

2006-06-16 10:10:39 · 4 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Music

i have watched a number of oprah jobs but never have i heard her talk about the mother. She has said several times that being a mother is the hardest thing of earth so she best tell us about her mama.

2006-06-16 10:10:28 · 11 answers · asked by thai k 1 in Celebrities

some of the words are," It's like i got nothing to do but think about u, I got all the time in the world. If u look in my heart, u'll see from the start that it's all I can do not to think about u." Whoever gives the right answer first gets points." I will check.

2006-06-16 10:10:18 · 4 answers · asked by LiloAznDork 2 in Music

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!

2006-06-16 10:10:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

By Samuel F.B. Morse

I have finally received an answer to the first-ever city-to-city telegraphic transmission that I sent back in 1844, "What hath God wrought?" Apparently, it's "A fragrant pile of oxshit called The Da Vinci Code."

Why the movie-going public would choose to see a blasphemous fairy tale about Mr. and Mrs. Jesus Christ is beyond me. My code—a real one, mind you—packs enough excitement for one summertime blockbuster and a whole series of sequels and promotional merchandise. To overlook it is an outrage!

What are the show-businessmen thinking, passing me over like this? I have repeatedly telegraphed my agent, but have yet to hear back from him. Don't they realize the Morse Code revolutionized communication, transformed commerce, facilitated the expansion of the American West, and forever altered the way humans looked at their world in ways The Da Vinci Code only wished it could?
._. . _ _._ .._ . ... _ . _ _.

2006-06-16 10:09:49 · 5 answers · asked by robertonduty 5 in Movies

2006-06-16 10:09:26 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Put his lips to the wall

2006-06-16 10:09:19 · 10 answers · asked by L.A. Woman 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-16 10:09:11 · 1 answers · asked by onetreehunny 4 in Celebrities

And if so what is your favorite episode?and if you dont like it why dont you like it? I think it is so stupid its funny.

2006-06-16 10:08:25 · 25 answers · asked by MissDots <3 3 in Television

im watching it now and just as grace was leaving aisleyne (or howver ya spell it) started having a right go at her for something...what did grace do?

2006-06-16 10:07:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-16 10:07:15 · 18 answers · asked by Denise 2 in Music

2006-06-16 10:06:42 · 3 answers · asked by wild_eep 6 in Movies

2006-06-16 10:06:08 · 6 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Music

Mine is adobo, or maybe a good frito pie. (happy)

2006-06-16 10:05:01 · 17 answers · asked by corkymybottles 2 in Polls & Surveys

the age old debate.... I personally think superman will win but i want to know what you think

2006-06-16 10:04:33 · 23 answers · asked by ceas f 1 in Comics & Animation

A mudslide

2006-06-16 10:02:55 · 11 answers · asked by L.A. Woman 3 in Jokes & Riddles

hey click on the link and vote for the teen choice awards

allison mack, kristen kreuk, and tom welling are nominated


http://www.fox.com/teenchoice/

2006-06-16 10:02:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

How come until book 6, was Snape denied the "Defense against the Dark Arts" job? Was Dumbledore afraid something bad would happen if he gave Snape the DADA job? and what made Dumbledore finally give Snape the job in Book 6

2006-06-16 10:01:09 · 19 answers · asked by fhqwhgads_sibbie 1 in Movies

It doesnt have to be a joke it just has to be really funny.

2006-06-16 10:00:46 · 13 answers · asked by MissDots <3 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-16 09:59:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys