By Samuel F.B. Morse
I have finally received an answer to the first-ever city-to-city telegraphic transmission that I sent back in 1844, "What hath God wrought?" Apparently, it's "A fragrant pile of oxshit called The Da Vinci Code."
Why the movie-going public would choose to see a blasphemous fairy tale about Mr. and Mrs. Jesus Christ is beyond me. My code—a real one, mind you—packs enough excitement for one summertime blockbuster and a whole series of sequels and promotional merchandise. To overlook it is an outrage!
What are the show-businessmen thinking, passing me over like this? I have repeatedly telegraphed my agent, but have yet to hear back from him. Don't they realize the Morse Code revolutionized communication, transformed commerce, facilitated the expansion of the American West, and forever altered the way humans looked at their world in ways The Da Vinci Code only wished it could?
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2006-06-16 10:09:49 · 5 answers · asked by robertonduty 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
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2006-06-16 10:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by wyldaxe 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I don't have my code book with me at the moment. I suspect the agent needs it interpreted dot by dash, much like our famous Mr. Brown did with the reader.
The lack of response from your agent could be his confusion in that there is a programme series on the BBC America Channel called "Inspector Morse." He has his own code of ethics and this may be the point of confusion. Plus, the wires may have been cut. (or crossed?)
People at this time are concerned with their future and the average person really didn't like history class all that much.
I'm afraid you will have to stress the violence involved in stringing the wire across barren lands. The murderous outlaws that were always pulling down the poles to cut communication to other towns and such. The fear many Indians had of the white-man's talking pole.
Is there anyway you can CGI some of the action?
Have your people contacted his people?
Have you done lunch?
Whats Lucas's take on this?
Has he done lunch?
I'm afraid there is still a lot of work to be done on your presentation to your agent. Go for it!
Oh, by the way, is wyldaxe's response printable? (LOL!)
2006-06-16 12:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ding-Ding 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a Dot Com
2006-06-16 10:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHO IS YOUR AGENT I WILL MORSE CODE THEM
2006-06-16 10:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by JULIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- - - . . . - - -,it's Morse code-it's also your answer
2006-06-16 10:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋