I was talking to a guy while we relieved ourselves on "gods lavatory"(the curb).
Long story short out of nowhere he offers me a crazy deal on a Sterling MK-6. I could not resist, I have been meaning to teach my ten year old to shoot and Spike assures me a baby could shoot the Sterling, it should be no problem for my ten year old.
Will I need some sort of license for this gun or is Spikes "high five" good enough.
Spike says it should "be cool" if I keep my f-ing mouth shut.
He also says he "knows wheres I lives", which is cool, who else offers free delivery these days. He's quite the guy, our Spike.
Wouldn't that be a great slogan,
" I knows wheres ya live".
I think so, it would be a great slogan if you were selling pizza, or in Spikes case selling guns.
2006-06-16
09:47:55
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