Do I need a license if I buy a gun from a guy named Spike?

Question

I was talking to a guy while we relieved ourselves on "gods lavatory"(the curb).
Long story short out of nowhere he offers me a crazy deal on a Sterling MK-6. I could not resist, I have been meaning to teach my ten year old to shoot and Spike assures me a baby could shoot the Sterling, it should be no problem for my ten year old.
Will I need some sort of license for this gun or is Spikes "high five" good enough.
Spike says it should "be cool" if I keep my f-ing mouth shut.
He also says he "knows wheres I lives", which is cool, who else offers free delivery these days. He's quite the guy, our Spike.
Wouldn't that be a great slogan,
" I knows wheres ya live".
I think so, it would be a great slogan if you were selling pizza, or in Spikes case selling guns.

Answer 1

Yes you do regardless of the name

Answer 2

Normally, I reccomend getting licenses and filling out paperwork, but in this particular case, I think you should do like Spike says, and not tell anyone.

This gun could be trouble for you, your son, your family, and anyone named Spike.

I suggest safely removing all bullets from this gun, and thoroughly cleaning it with gloves on. Once you're done with that, open up a new ream of printer paper, and put that in your printer, print up this entire thread, and use the printed paper to gift-wrap the gun. Next, place the gun in a plastic bag, drive to another state, and drop the gun off, as a gift, on a back door of a random police station. Keep the bag when you leave the gun. Putthe gloves you've been wearing all this time in the bag, and burn the bag.

Note that burning plastic bags damages the Ozone, so for the sake of the environment, do not purchase any more guns from delivery people like Spike.

If you happen to have criminal intents, this gun may be useful for that purpose, and you might keep it for that, but I would go for the "white elephat gift exchange in the back of the police station" plan.

Answer 3

Hell No! You just go right ahead and take your young'un out to that there shooting range they got over to the paint ball range and let him turn loose on them sissies over there. Paint Ball my butt wants to take a dip of snuff, at what they are teaching these kids in this day and time.

Nope the only time you have to register any kind of gun is if you buy one from one of them fancy gun shops, over to the mall. But I say screw 'em ! I have a brother in law can get you anything you want at half the price, sometimes you have to outrun them pesky ATF guys but heck its all part of the fun of owning a gun!

Answer 4

I got some stuff from Spike. He said to put it in my shoe and not step down too hard, or I would 'go on quite a trip', whatever that means! I enjoy travel!

Answer 5

That is one funny story you just made up. Im cracking a rib laughing so hard. "awesome story"

Answer 6

Lee?

Answer 7

Of course you do, unless he's an illegal dealer and you're planning a crime.

Answer 8

I dont get it..