It doesnt have to be a joke it just has to be really funny.
2006-06-16 10:00:46 · 13 answers · asked by MissDots <3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A drunk, a pervert, and a pothead die in a car wreck and go to hell.
The devil says "I'll give you each a chance to change and go to heaven." they all agree.
The devil puts the drunk in a room with all the liquer he could ever want. "Do you have everything you need?" the devil asks. The drunk says yes and the devil shuts the door and locks it for a thousand years.
The devil puts the pervert in a room with all the beautiful women he could ever want. "Do you have everything you need?" the devil asks. The pervert says yes and the devil shuts the door and locks it for a thousand years.
The devil puts the pothead in a room with all the weed and papers and pipes and bongs he could ever want. "Do you have everything you need?" the devil asks. The pothead says "oh hell yes!" and the devil shuts the door and locks it for a thousand years.
After a thousand years the devil opens the door to the drunk man's room. The drunk man runs out screaming "I"M SOBER I"M SOBER" and /poof/ he goes to heaven.
The devil opens the door to the pervert's room. The man ran out screaming "I'M GAY I'M GAY!" and /poof/ he goes to heaven.
The devil goes to the room where the pothead has been and opens the door. The pothead was sitting there in the middle of the floor with a joint in his hand. He looked up at the devil and asked "Do you have a light?"
2006-06-16 10:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by grey_area_personified 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's actually a weird, surreal joke...and it isn't funny...unless one has been smoking some wacky weed.
Here goes:
Q: What did the dog in the boat say when the cat fell overboard?
A: Radio.
2006-06-16 17:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by docscholl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't assume that most of you are going to think this is funny but I thought it was, so here it goes.
"What's the speed limit when having sex?
68 cause at 69 you have to stop and turn around."
Oh oh, I got another one, here it go.
"All the women in Iraq have shaved their p****** to protest the war..... their message is clear.....READ OUR LIPS NO MORE BUSH."
Last but not lest this one is not for the squeamish, here it go.
"A man gives blood to save his girlfriend. They break-up and he wants his blood back. She hands him a used tampon and says I'll pay you back monthly."
2006-06-16 17:12:11 · answer #3 · answered by nina_ross692000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm!! (lol)
Being a blonde, you may not appreciate this one, but I think it's funny as hell!!
2006-06-16 17:04:47 · answer #4 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before you criticise someone, make sure you walk a mile in his shoes so that when you do criticise him, you'll be a mile away and you have his shoes.
2006-06-16 17:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the Jack handy quotes!
Google tham and you'll so ROTFL.
2006-06-16 17:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by King of Hearts 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so old she is still running around scraemin the british are coming the british are coming!
2006-06-16 17:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by ctwcsgirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a gay burglar came last night and rearranged all my furniture
2006-06-16 17:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by proffesor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
2006-06-16 20:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by uttoransen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You say "knock knock", they say "who's there," and then you walk away.
2006-06-16 17:07:34 · answer #10 · answered by faversham 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋