Entertainment & Music - 8 June 2006

2006-06-08 08:05:35 · 33 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-08 08:03:49 · 1 answers · asked by andrew I 1 in Music

2006-06-08 08:03:08 · 18 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

If so whos the best actor for that role
in my opinion i think that guy ( i forget the name) in X-Men Last stand Wolverine would be good what do you think?

2006-06-08 08:02:29 · 8 answers · asked by Yagami 6 in Movies

2006-06-08 08:02:18 · 8 answers · asked by GRIM_101 2 in Music

2006-06-08 08:00:20 · 26 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-08 07:59:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

For the answer click on the link posted in more details below.

2006-06-08 07:59:11 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Most Embarrassing Moments” contest
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add to del.icio.us An excellent contribution sent in by HG:

The following are the top four winners from a “Most Embarrassing Moments” contest:

1. “While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving ‘right now,’ she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, ‘If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy’s pee-pee last night!’ The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.”

2. “It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn’t want to miss the call, we didn’t have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled, ‘SURPRISE!’ My entire family–aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins, and all my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again.”

3. “One of the funniest “most-embarrassing-moment” stories I’ve come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE.’ That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word ‘Tampax’ for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a business like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’”

4. “This one actually happened at Harvard University in October of this year in a biology class; the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, ‘If I understand, you’re saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen as in sugar?’ ‘That’s correct,’ responded the professor, going on to add statistical information. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, ‘Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?’ After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl’s face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books with out a word and walked out of class…and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Professor’s reply was classic… Totally straight-faced he answered her question, ‘It doesn’t taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.'’

2006-06-08 07:57:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-08 07:56:56 · 21 answers · asked by Kirby and the Sqeaks 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-08 07:56:40 · 31 answers · asked by jan54 1 in Music

2006-06-08 07:56:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

With this one I'll have 17.

2006-06-08 07:56:15 · 9 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

Personally, Rick(and his wife/voiceover actress Julie McWhirter-Dees) was the BEST L.A. morning DJ EVER!...

But then the idiots at ClearChannel Radio took over, FIRED Rick and brought in Ryan Seacrest...and RUINED KIIS-FM forever!

What do you say about this?(optional)

2006-06-08 07:54:39 · 6 answers · asked by theyucaipan92399 3 in Other - Entertainment

If he din't have no money he'd have no honey

2006-06-08 07:54:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-08 07:54:13 · 9 answers · asked by Brandon 3 in Music

just want to know:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=AuvDs5ieoGWAdJ1v47XZOe0jzKIX?qid=20060607091022AASx2ET

2006-06-08 07:53:30 · 10 answers · asked by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-08 07:53:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

this can be anything.Fictional or real.this is just for fun....

2006-06-08 07:51:53 · 21 answers · asked by ? 1 in Other - Entertainment

who is more sexy-john abrahem or upen patel?

2006-06-08 07:51:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Maybe Johnny Deep with fake buck teeth! It would have to be the best looking guy with dark eyes and beautiful skin.

2006-06-08 07:49:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I saw this guy on a harley listening to funky col medina by tone loc lol.beard tats and all

2006-06-08 07:48:52 · 12 answers · asked by VHEE 3 in Music

Or arms, legs, any part of your body? I don't mean "massage" rubbed, just gently.

2006-06-08 07:48:31 · 28 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-08 07:48:02 · 8 answers · asked by dharma&nirvana 1 in Music

2006-06-08 07:47:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Knock knock
Who's there
Cooco
Cooco who?
Cooco door bell 'cause it sounds like a knock on the door!

2006-06-08 07:47:34 · 19 answers · asked by Kirby and the Sqeaks 1 in Jokes & Riddles

please don't send speeches about what I need to do. just something good to lighten my mood

2006-06-08 07:46:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

forget album sales or how much money they have, i just want to know who's the better rapper

2006-06-08 07:46:33 · 21 answers · asked by GRIM_101 2 in Celebrities

language, violence etc. and is it a good movie to watch????????

2006-06-08 07:44:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I don't know much about bjork, but I just want to listen to one song by her, which one should it be?

2006-06-08 07:43:29 · 5 answers · asked by dewo8 2 in Music