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2006-06-08 07:59:11 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2006-06-08 07:59:26 · update #1

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2006-06-19 09:09:16 · update #2

33 answers

Atleast half of you didn't get it.

2006-06-21 08:17:24 · answer #1 · answered by fanatic 3 · 2 1

This is a good question; you are so smart. As you may know, Arnold Schwarzenegger answered this question for the California Democrats by saying they are girlie boys. I hope this answer is helpful, dear friend.
www.california/government.com

You know, I remember seeing a movie where one person caused another to say, "UNCLE" I believe this is the same thing.
Don't you?

I remember reading something General MacArthur said. You may have won the battle; but you did not win the war. Don't you think that is a fitting saying?

Oh yes, seems like I remember two nations avoiding war when the guilty side apologized. Did you ever hear of this?

I knew this guy one time; his name was Sweet Pea. We played a friendly game of ping pong. Since he was not very bright, after winning the first game, I beat him badly the rest of the time. Of course he managed to get a single point from time to time. But there were never any two or ten point scores going his way. It is possible this is the answer to your nice riddle. Good luck, Bubba

Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Well, they probably need to fetch many pails of water in this problem. The problem is to determine how long it will take Jack and Jill to fetch a specified volume of water.

Jack and Jill require UP seconds (always greater than one) to travel from the bottom of the hill to the top, where the well is located. The well is a circular cylinder with a diameter of D inches, and before any water is removed, the water level is L inches below its top. The single bucket, with a capacity of B cubic feet, when dropped into the well (with a rope attached, of course) accelerates at 32.2 feet per second per second (due to gravity). The bucket is pulled up at a rate of P inches per second. It requires DOWN seconds to carry the bucket to the bottom of the hill and empty it.

Jack and Jill begin at the bottom of the hill. They both immediately go to the top of the hill, where Jill fetches water from the well: dropping the bucket (which we assume will immediately fill completely when it reaches the water), pulling it up, and passing it to Jack (instantaneously). Assume the water level in the well drops only after the bucket is lifted. Jack then carries the bucket down the hill, empties it (instantaneously), goes back up the hill, and gives the bucket to Jill (instantaneously). This process repeats until the required volume of water (V cubic feet) has been carried to the bottom of the hill.

The problem, again, is to determine how long it takes Jack and Jill to accomplish their task.

2006-06-16 18:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Cute.

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2006-06-08 09:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mimi 5 · 2 0

Nice

2006-06-21 04:35:35 · answer #4 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 2 0

I can't keep my feet busy, I lost the use of my legs in a war. But I still keep moving towards assuring university students learn everything they can possibly learn.
I keep mine busy by giving free help to the poorer students. And, I thank God I have a full life.

2006-06-11 23:13:33 · answer #5 · answered by Calvin of China, PhD 6 · 0 2

That was funny. You could also give them a pack of M & M's and let them put them in alphabetic order for a prize.

2006-06-08 08:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine_12 3 · 2 0

im a fool...i clicked it like 30 times...

2006-06-08 08:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

make them click on that link.

2006-06-08 08:23:52 · answer #8 · answered by I ♥ S.O.V.S. 2 · 2 0

Put him/her in a round room and ask them to find the four corners...

Alternately...
Write PTO on both the sides of the paper....

2006-06-20 02:40:29 · answer #9 · answered by wittyman 2 · 0 2

cool 2 points

2006-06-08 08:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Put him in a round room and tell him there's a nickel in the corner! Tee hee....

2006-06-08 08:23:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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