Entertainment & Music - 6 June 2006

Is it a porn magazine? I came across it delivering it to an elderly man at a nursing home I volunteer at. I just find it kind of hard to believe a man his age would be into that...........

2006-06-06 10:04:17 · 7 answers · asked by Aimee 4 in Magazines

I don't like it. That's all I'm gonna say.

2006-06-06 10:03:07 · 6 answers · asked by ~♥Diana♥~ 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-06 10:03:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I love it i can't want for the new season, Who is your fav person from the show?

2006-06-06 10:02:52 · 12 answers · asked by Lindsay 4 in Television

2006-06-06 10:02:10 · 5 answers · asked by snickerfurball 1 in Movies

A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to
spend the night with her for $500. So they did,
and before he left, he told her that he did not
have any cash with him, but that he would have
his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the
way to the office he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event was not worth the
price. So he had his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following note:

Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for
rent of your apartment. I am not sending the
amount agreed upon, because when I rented the
apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat;
3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and
at home. Last night, however, I found out that it
had been previously occupied, that there wasn't
any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250.00 with the following
note:

Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect
a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of
it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the
space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
but if you don't have enough furniture to fill
it, please do not blame the landlady.

2006-06-06 10:01:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-06 10:00:44 · 6 answers · asked by kirkswahpedal 2 in Television

2006-06-06 10:00:38 · 24 answers · asked by Sanitizer 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-06 10:00:33 · 18 answers · asked by don1clamenza 2 in Polls & Surveys

the songs goes like this
i dont wanna do this anymore
i dont wanna be the reason why
everytime i walk out the door

so what is the title of this song?

2006-06-06 09:59:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

it has to have every kind of music on it

2006-06-06 09:58:59 · 2 answers · asked by myspacehottie11111 1 in Music

.... she's amazing????


www.frictionradio.com 24/7 Hit Music!!!

2006-06-06 09:58:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Does anybody know of something good going on that weekend?Shows? Activities,etc.

2006-06-06 09:57:38 · 3 answers · asked by shamarsgal 1 in Other - Entertainment

A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies instantly, the son is rushed to the operating room, where the doctor says I can't operate on him, he's my son John. Who is the Doctor?

2006-06-06 09:56:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-06 09:56:14 · 11 answers · asked by Vinyleyes 5 in Movies

2006-06-06 09:55:17 · 5 answers · asked by miamidolphins276 1 in Music

well. i guess we ain't strangers no more.

2006-06-06 09:55:01 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

he calls me all romantic names and says he has plans for me and that for all these years he was making money for us,tell me how can i believe him

2006-06-06 09:53:40 · 9 answers · asked by Lady heart 1 in Celebrities

Black t-shirt with red scull eyes and mouth covering the whole of the t-shirt.thanks

2006-06-06 09:52:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The Neighbor


You were the neighbor,just right down the road.
We were just kids, and you did not know.
How I did try to just get a glimpse of those beautiful eyes.
But I was so shy.
My brothers taunted and teased me, till I was begging on my knees.
This made me so shy that all I ever felt was deep,silent crys.
When saw you I would hide, with tears rolling out of my eyes.
I was afraid of rejection, Afraid that you would think of me as
"stupied"and i would be a outcast in your eyes.
The years slipped away and you never knew, how I really felt for you.
Soon, to soon we moved away. It tore my heart out, deep in to the roots of my very soul.
Why did I not just tell you how I really felt?
Now five hundred miles away, I lay in my pain,fear and my own doubt.
But why?

2006-06-06 09:51:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-06 09:50:46 · 10 answers · asked by lil chicky 3 in Music

what you did to me

I have loved you all my life.
Since the day we first met, I loved you,
You were my hope, my dreams,my love.
For months all I did was dream about you.
I saw your face in every cloud ,and herd your voice in every whisper.
Your deep mysterious eyes were all I ever thought of.
We met each other from time to time.
Months passed by and our friend ship grew,
I counted down the days till I could be with you.
Soon I called you mine.
The years went by,and your love for me faded.
Your deep miserious eyes were no longer a mystery,
but soon becoming a nightmare.
For now the love was hate, there was no depth,
nor love in your once tender eyes.
Only hate,fire and rage possessed your once loving eyes.
I was then all black and blue just for loving you.
I dreaded that look of anger in your eyes,
now haunting me in every shadow.
I herd your screams in every howl of wind with shriek and cry's.
You tore my heart in to peaces, but I could not help loving you.
I called you "mine", you called me "worlthles".
I held your hand and tried to help you up , but you riped it away.
Now those days are over , and so is your life.
But why do I still love you? thought all the hate,all the pain and all the scars.
I still love you just the same.
Even now that you are gone from me, out of my reach for ever

2006-06-06 09:50:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I think he is close to the best. I might think Roy Orbison, and Nat King Cole they were great.

2006-06-06 09:49:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-06 09:48:35 · 9 answers · asked by tracie s 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-06 09:48:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

26 Things the Movies Taught You...

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not.
2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

5) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

7) If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

8) Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

9) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

10) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

11) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

12) It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

13) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving.

14) You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

15) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

16) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

17) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

18) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

19) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

20) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: “Enter Password Now.”

21) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

22) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

23) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

24) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

25) Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

26) When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

2006-06-06 09:47:51 · 15 answers · asked by jj? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

out there (i.e. Aries, Taurus, etc.) and does your personality match your sign? Mine seems to. I read my horoscope FOR FUN and it's not usually true but I'm also on the end of the cusp to Taurus) sooooo - I know I'm going to get religious answers and I'm going to be like OMG - I said "For Fun." It's in the Entertainment section of things - not the bible or anything. So is the tv guide and I'm not living by that either. Watch the answers I get here.

2006-06-06 09:47:34 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

any movies or cartoons i just want to know

2006-06-06 09:47:23 · 77 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I mean when you are watching a film. Do not you think that it is sometimes hard to follow, especially if there is screaming and shouting?

2006-06-06 09:47:21 · 1 answers · asked by jocular 1 in Movies

IT goes something like this:

[chorus]
I can't see me lovin nobody but you for all my life


I think it's in the movie Shrek, but i can't remember the title!!!

2006-06-06 09:46:43 · 15 answers · asked by kgolone 1 in Music