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Question

A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to
spend the night with her for $500. So they did,
and before he left, he told her that he did not
have any cash with him, but that he would have
his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the
way to the office he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event was not worth the
price. So he had his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following note:

Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for
rent of your apartment. I am not sending the
amount agreed upon, because when I rented the
apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat;
3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and
at home. Last night, however, I found out that it
had been previously occupied, that there wasn't
any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250.00 with the following
note:

Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect
a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of
it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the
space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
but if you don't have enough furniture to fill
it, please do not blame the landlady.

Answer 1

perfect ten

Answer 2

on 1-10 ??

2

Answer 3

Great Joke 100/10

Answer 4

7 on a scale of 1-10 funny

Answer 5

That is pretty funny. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 7.

Answer 6

A 1-10
I'd give it a 5, funny for only a chuckle

Answer 7

I would give this joke a 7 or 8

Answer 8

Very funny. I like it. I give it a 9 out of 10. Very funny. I will remember that one, and tell it to others.

Answer 9

You forgot the ending which goes....."Please send $500 cash immediately before we are forced to contact your present landlady." I loved that joke.

Answer 10

its sexual joke the guy was getting made fun of by the lady for having been a weak lover like no heat no proper equipment

Answer 11

How about a 30??? I love it! Very funny, I've never herd it before! GREAT!!