If anybody had a delicious passion for beans, it had to be Karla.
Her favorite though was baked beans. Unfortunately, she always
had a very embarrassing reaction to these beans.
Even so, she had them every day in this Diner. One special
birthday at the Diner, Karla met Julio, the love of her life. They
married and Karla thought to herself “Such a sweet gentleman
would never carry this on.” So she made a tough choice
and gave up beans. A year later, she was driving and her car broke
down. So she called Julio, “I’m going to be a little late for dinner
Ok?” Julio responded “That’s fine; I have a surprise for you!”
Karla walked as fast as she could back home, only to pass by the
Diner to smell those delicious beans. She stopped in to order three
plates of beans. When she left the Diner, she left behind ill effects
of the beans. Finally arriving at her house, her husband came
and blindfolded her and lead her to the kitchen table. “What are
you doing?” Karla asked. “It’s a surprise, sit down and no
peeking!” said Julio. Just as he was about to unblind her, the
phone rang. “I’ll get it, you stay and don’t peek!” Julio explained
and left the room. Karla saw that this was her only chance, she
shifted her weight to one leg and let it all out. It was not only
loud, it smelled really, really gross. Then she shifted
onto her other but cheek and let out three more. She took her
napkin and fanned the car vigorousity. Keeping her ears tuned to
he conversation of her husband on the phone in the other room.
She went on like this for about ten minutes. When she heard Julio
hang up the phone, she stopped, folded the napkin and put it in her
lap. Karla was satisfied with herself and looked like a picture of
innocence. Julio came into the room, “Sorry sweetie for taking so
long. Julio apologized. He took off the blindfold and was
surprised!!! There were about twelve guests sitting at her table to
wish her a “Happy Birthday”
2007-06-11
13:34:46
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